Pointless!?!

Pointless!?

i am boured and want to see how many answers i will get for this question/nonquestion.... ok so post youre answer to solve my problem that i dont have. ta da... Now we retern to youre regularly broudcasted show....looops. BOOM!! ha ha hahahaha. ps: i am suposed to be worcking. oh well


pps: i dont want to worck

ppps: ok now i am just typing for fun

pppps: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ppppps OK so really i want to see how many people i can get to answer this. my goal is over 100 answers.

pppppps: i am boured so make me laugh.

ppppppps: the most i have gotten is 93 so i am trying to get more.

pppppppps: the answer that makes me laugh hardest i will choose as a 5 star best answer. you know what that meens.

ppppppppps: ok so start typing somethin FUNNY.

pppppppppps: why are you still here?

ppppppppppps:ok youre reading way farther than naessisary

pppppppppppps: there is nothing interesting down here just more text.

ppppppppppppps:i ran out of text i cant typ anym-

2 months ago
ha i now have more text. yes
i can not spel just to tell ya
now back to what i was saying

pppppppppppppps:why are you still reading this

pppppppppppppps: i dont know why are they

ppppppppppppppps: what who are you.

pppppppppppppppps:i am you

ppppppppppppppppps: you cant be me because i am me

pppppppppppppppppps: well i am the other you.
ppppppppppppppppppps: oh i get it

pppppppppppppppppppps: yes i am the other you and i am here to entertain you.
ppppppppppppppppppppp: oh boy

pppppppppppppppppppppps: ....

ppppppppppppppppppppppps: youre being very entertaining

pppppppppppppppppppppppps: i am worcking on it hold on .
ppppppppppppppppppppppppps: ok this is not fun go away.

pppppppppppppppppppppppppps: fine!!

ppppppppppppppppppppppppppps: ...

pppppppppppppppppppppppppppps: yes the other me is gone.
ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp: wow i started off with like 1000 characters to use on this add details thing and now i only have 50 no wate 38 no 32 darn i keeps changing.
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I have some ideas:

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to me?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Hurt yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.