Fill in the blanks to this popular childrens story, using your own words?!
Question:
Fill in the blanks to this popular childrens story, using your own words?
Little Red Riding ______ is visiting her Granny. But when she gets to Granny's house, Granny looks very ______!
"Granny," she said, "What big _____ you have!"
" All the better to _____ you with," replied the _____
"Granny," she said, "What ____ teeth you have!"
"All the better to _____ you with my dear"
"Granny," she said, "What ______ hairy _____ you have!"
"All the better to ____you with," shouted the ____ , as he pounced towards Little Red _______.
Little Red Riding ______ eyes flew ___ but before she could even _______ the _____ had _____ her right up.
Answers: Little Red Riding drug dealer is visiting her Granny. But when she gets to Granny's house, Granny looks very high!
"Granny," she said, "What big bongs you have!"
" All the better to melow you with," replied the old dear
"Granny," she said, "What nice false teeth you have!"
"All the better to talk endlessly to you with my dear"
"Granny," she said, "What hairy balls you have!"
"All the better to bonk you with," shouted the hairy balls , as he pounced towards Little Red sl-ut.
Little Red Riding minger eyes flew out the window but before she could even co-ck the 9mm she had shot her right up. oh er mrs,,, not bothered too much hard work for what Little Red Riding helmet is visiting her Granny. But when she gets to Granny's house, Granny looks very butch!
"Granny," she said, "What big boobies you have!"
" All the better to breast feed you with," replied the old bag
"Granny," she said, "What a lack of teeth you have!"
"All the better to gumm you with my dear"
"Granny," she said, "What big, saggy, hairy spherical objects you have!"
"All the better to hypnotize you with," shouted the transvestite wolf , as he pounced towards Little Red helmet.
Little Red Riding helmet eyes flew out of her head, but before she could even pop them back in, the transvestite wolf had gobbled her right up, and put on her frock and minced off into the sunset skipping gaily! hood, ill, eyes, see, big, eat,very, hands,grab, wolf, riding hood, hoods, open,
ran, wolf,eaten.
mmmmmm this gave me some amusement and brought back memories!!!! Little Red Riding Hood is visiting her Granny. But when she gets to Granny's house, Granny looks very horny!
"Granny," she said, "What big breasts you have!"
" All the better to slap you with," replied the transvestite
"Granny," she said, "What white teeth you have!"
"All the better to suck you with my dear"
"Granny," she said, "What big hairy bits you have!"
"All the better to screw you with," shouted the transvestite , as he/she pounced towards Little Red Riding Hood.
Little Red Riding's eyes flew out but before she could even flinch, the trans had eaten her right up.