How would you like to kill noel edmonds?!
Question: i would like to grab the telephone from deal or no deal and beat him around the head with it.
Answers: i would like to grab the telephone from deal or no deal and beat him around the head with it.
have mr blobby sit on him
why?
I would like the singers of the theme tune 'are you smarter than a 10 year old' to come round and hit him with big sticks with nails in the end.
No, I'd strangle him with the cord
Personally, I'd put him in a big red box and shut him in there forever. mwahahaha!
i would get a deal or no deal box with the number 666 on it and pummel him to death.
muha.
give him some viagra
Slowly...
hanging him
go to IRAQ and you will find all the ways to KILL another human being
No ~ Bring back Swap Shop at least there be something decent to watch on Saturday mornings!
Death by Shirt.Get the loudest most garish one he wears and strangle him with the sleeves.
On a bonfire of his clothes, he has no dress sense what so ever.
I'd stuff him in one of his little red boxes from deal or no deal. See how long it took one of the contestants to find him.