What's the best (funniest) excuse to give to the TV Licence Inspector if you!
Question: My friend recently got caught out and we were trying to think of excuses he could have given.
Answers: My friend recently got caught out and we were trying to think of excuses he could have given.
you mean i have to pay ? I thought it was "Freeview" !
Is that a television?
But I'm American.
I thought you only needed a licence for a dog.
You could always argue that its all repeats anyways so why should we pay...or try some of these.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4469422.st...
Not paying your license fee in the UK is a criminal offence and your friend runs the risk a trip to court and a possible ￡1,000 fine. That's not so funny.
Show them last year's licence.
When they say "that's last year's licence", you reply "well they're last year's programmes"
try saying I havent got a telly so why do I need a licence for one
I had a T.V license bloke knock on my door many moons ago, asking if I had a license for my telly.
Not being a great fan of the television, and having consumed copious amounts of alcohol, I removed the T.V. from its stand, and threw it next to where the bloke was standing.
It exploded into a thousand pieces, and the T.V. bloke ran off, never to be seen again.
I then cracked open another beer, and put some Saxon on the CD player.
Sweet....
well I had fun telling them a few years ago that I did not have a TV. They called and did a house search and would not leave until I showed them where the TV was. I didn't have one, just a Hi-fi. they just would not leave. even said they would bring the police, I said please do and showed them the whole flat.
They had thought it was a house and the people up stairs had not a licence!! They are not always smart.