Quotes....?!
Question: tell me a quote from anywhere that u think is funny or cute!!!
Answers: tell me a quote from anywhere that u think is funny or cute!!!
Here try these sites:
http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/
http://thinkexist.com/quotations/cute/
Hope it helped!!=P
" i used to be normal until i met those weird ppl i call best friends, but then again being normal is overrated."
Don't hate me cause you ain't me. >.< Exactly.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.
Audrey Hepburn
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They're gayer than a pocketbook full of rainbows!!
Kevin Bennett [a friend of mine] [and no, we do not sit around gay-bashing, because i just so happen to think gay people are awesome, but there were these drunk guys skipping down the street holding onto each other, and it looked really funny. it's one of those you had to be there things...]
Life's tough...wear a helmet!
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to give 'em the finger.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Until I was 13 I thought my name was "Shut Up".
Energizer bunny arrested...charged with battery.
He who laughs last, didnt get it.
And SOOOO many more...
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
George Eliot
English novelist (1819 - 1880)
I got this from my Communications teacher: "Birds without feather hug each other."
This, I forgot where I heard it from: "Birds of the same feather makes a good feather duster!"
This, I might have gotten from a History teacher: "Behind every successful man is a woman's behind."
This from a forwarded text message: " To be happy with a man; you must understand him a lot and love him a little... To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot even if you do not understand her at all."
'i had a party last night.
sorry you couldn't come.
your boyfriend did......
TWICE.'
hahaha! :]
i think that's really funny.
Pain is God's way of hurting you.
"It depends on what the meaning of no is" Pres. Clinton
"I did not have sex with that woman" Pres. Clinton
And there's always the infamous "We know what we know" speech by Dick Chaney. You'll have to google that one.
The there is the "Who's on first" skit by Abbot and Costello.
Stupid risks make life worth living.
Homer Simspon.
"Talent does what it can, Genius does what it must."
"Never Lie, Cheat or Steal, but if you must.... Lye with the one you love, Cheat death and steal the love from another."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."
~Groucho Marx
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get."
~Forest Gump
"God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December."
~Anonymous or forgotten
"A mind works best like a parachute, only when open."
~Anonymous