Mean tricks to play on telemarketer?!


Question: I'm on the National Do Not Call List and I keep getting calls on my cel phone. Please no FCC referals, legal jargon/rights, etc. I'm looking for ideas to mess with them and waste their time, keep them on the phone, etc.


Answers: I'm on the National Do Not Call List and I keep getting calls on my cel phone. Please no FCC referals, legal jargon/rights, etc. I'm looking for ideas to mess with them and waste their time, keep them on the phone, etc.

1. as soon as you know it's a telemarketer, ask for a supervisor. and soon as you get the supervisor, ask what happened to the first guy. as soon as he gets back, ask him why he hasn't given the call to his supervisor. repeat for as long as they can bear it

2. if you're good with voices/accents, pretend to be somebody else. alternately, switch accents at random, even in the middle of a sentence. act as if nothing odd is happening

3. ask for a translator in broken english. as soon as you get the translator, order a pizza in perfect english

4. if you know a foreign language, use it. if you don't, make one up

5. speak only in pig latin

6. speak only in questions

7. press random keys on your phone, but pretend you don't hear anything

8. try to sell them something, or say you'll only buy their product/service if they buy (insert competitor here)'s product/service from you first

9. shout into the phone, as if you can barely hear them

10. delay every response by 3 seconds. interupt the caller repeatedly while doing so

My favorite...I'll get them, can you hold for a moment? Put the phone down and walk away...for 30 minutes or so before going back to it and seeing if they are still there. And just to let you know, it's very illegal for them to call you on a cell phone, and you can get them in a lot of trouble if you report them. Unless it's your primary phone they cannot call a cell phone. All you have to say is, this is a cell phone and they will hang up.

LOLOL, the best? act like you're totally interested and talk to them in the sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeetest voice EVER, almost flirtatious but not quite. Even if you're a guy, and they're a guy, or your'e a girl and they're a girl, just be charming, and then ask the most silly, mundane, and stupid questions, ever, pretend you're britney or that guy chris crocker who said "leave britneyyyy alooone" and get all dramatic about the smallest things, until

THEY get irritated, possibly curse you out, or get mad and impatient and "click". Being that most of that is recorded on their end, they might possibly lose their job or at least look bad doing it. LOL.

pretend that you are genuiely interested in whatever garbage they are trying to sell you, and then just radomly blurt out the most outrageous absurd thing you can think of, and then ask if the guy on the phone why he stole your meds.



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