Pass it on text messages?!


Question: Anyone have any funny ones?
I want to text a girl but I don't wanna seem stupid so I want to use one of these so it seems like i'm not only texting her, for no apparent reason. Keke.

Thanks


Answers: Anyone have any funny ones?
I want to text a girl but I don't wanna seem stupid so I want to use one of these so it seems like i'm not only texting her, for no apparent reason. Keke.

Thanks

Got this one from my mate other day.......

Little girl finds her dog laying on his back with its legs in the air and asks her dad why its like that. Dad says that is so Jesus can pick him up and take him to heaven.

Next day she says "Dad, mum nearly died today. She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting, Oh Jesus im coming and if the milkman hadn't been holding her down we would have lost her!"

pull this..
text her and then right after say opps wrong person..
and try to strike a convo.

S-L-A-P! Your now my *****. The national pimp off has begun! Pimp others before they pimp you! You can pimp anyone except your pimp. Your mine, so start pimping *****!

Lol, not really that good. My mate texted me that like last week.

she will think its crass. just text her and ask her to go for a coffee with you some time.

Text something really weird and random, like something that you can only have said if you were in a really deep conversation with someone, then when she replies say,''Whoa! Sorry! Wrong person!" And if she replies, just be like,"Well, whats up?"

my friend sent me this one,
friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. thank you for being the piss in my pants.
it made me laugh but we do have a weird sense of humour, hope it all goes well

put what ur gonna say plus a compliment thats how i get kewl girls

Just send a simple text, like what's up or something.



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