Give me a jolly good reason why I shouldn't visit the loo in the next five m!
Question: Look how fantastically happy and attractive you are. I bet you have all the boys chasing you don't you? Where do you get such great looks? Do you have a boyfriend, would you like one?
What's your favourite colour, your fav music?
How old are you, what's your name? I want to know your life story.
(and if that doesn't keep you off the loo, nothing will!)
Answers: Look how fantastically happy and attractive you are. I bet you have all the boys chasing you don't you? Where do you get such great looks? Do you have a boyfriend, would you like one?
What's your favourite colour, your fav music?
How old are you, what's your name? I want to know your life story.
(and if that doesn't keep you off the loo, nothing will!)
Because it's time for the penguin on top of your telly to explode.
I've just done a big smelly poo and the window won't open!!
because it might be fun to wet your panties
Because there is a rapist in you toilet bowl
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Because I'm in there waiting for you
what's wrong with using an empty bottle ??
You lot really have no life this cow who posted this message is just craving some attention and sympathy !
Cuz there's something good on the telly?
The phone may ring?
The dog needs a walk?
The chip pan is still on?
the loos on its way to u,uh oh.