I found a medium leopard/cheeta /tiger type animal in the woods.where can i trai!


Question: she / it/ he seems quite viscious and very very angry,BUT i will train him/her/it to do tricks and things so where can i learn medium tricks ,such as making her/him/it stand on one leg....smile.....and fetch items for me? ill pay someone who will help me.thanks


Answers: she / it/ he seems quite viscious and very very angry,BUT i will train him/her/it to do tricks and things so where can i learn medium tricks ,such as making her/him/it stand on one leg....smile.....and fetch items for me? ill pay someone who will help me.thanks

ill do it only if you remove your mask lmao

You will not train it. You will phone the police, who will phone the proper authorities. It could kill you.

Check and make sue you don't need an exotic animal license. The fines could be extreme.Ask an exotic vet who they would recommend for training if you can keep the animal.

Wonder where it came from?

Smile, stand on one leg? You obviously know nothing about wild animals since you don't even know the exact species you're dealing with. Sounds like a cougar though. Cougar or not, you can't train it, it'll rip your throat out. You'll probably end up in a hospital or facing manslaughter charges if you keep it.

lmao, do as BroncoFan_17 says.

Ahhhh, young grasshopper. To be able to train such a wild animal, you must first have a blending of your souls. You need to gain the animal's trust. Only then can you begin to dictate your dominance over him.

I suggest stripping completely naked and crawling on hands and knees. Follow the animal through the woods, and do as he does. When the animal makes a kill, sit quietly near by.....not advancing toward the " food ", but acting as a watch quard for other predators who may try to steal the cat's meal. If you see another animal approaching, speedily crawl toward it, roaring loadly and nashing your teeth. This should scare the potential meal thief away. But if it doesn't, you must fight young grasshopper.....you must fight. As you are tumbling around with the creature, bite it's throat, and clamp down hard, as soon as the opportunity presents itself. As the " thief " lays dying, you will be able to look back and notice the trusting stare in your animal's eyes. Only then will you be able to approach him, and share in his meal.

Do not offend your new friend by turning up your nose at what he has so expertly slain. You must dig in, face first, tearing off hearty pieces of the prey's intestine. Feast young grasshopper.....feast. Then follow your animal back to it's lair and sleep with him.

By morning your animal will be trusting of you, and will allow you to teach him the tricks that you so desperately need him to do.

This is the only way, young grasshopper. May luck be with you.

Build a hut in the woods till you have it under control.......



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