Jasper Carrott-esqe Humorous Actual Insurance Claims (just for fun) (Part 1)?!
Question: 1 - A truck backed through my windshield into my wifes face
2 - Coming Home I drove into the wrong house & collided with a tree I don't have
3 - The other car collided with mine without giving warning of it's intention
4 - I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through
5 -I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
6 - A padestrian hit me & went under my car
7 - The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him
8 - I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law & headed over the embankment
9 - In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole
10 - I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision & I did not see the other car
11 - I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel & had an accident
Answers: 1 - A truck backed through my windshield into my wifes face
2 - Coming Home I drove into the wrong house & collided with a tree I don't have
3 - The other car collided with mine without giving warning of it's intention
4 - I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through
5 -I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
6 - A padestrian hit me & went under my car
7 - The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him
8 - I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law & headed over the embankment
9 - In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole
10 - I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision & I did not see the other car
11 - I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel & had an accident
No 8. had me giggling like a school girl. LOL.
Police shot my brother by mistake; he was all blacked up, with a rasta hat, complete with 'dreadlocks' going to a fancy-dress party in Chelsea...driving a 2005 Rolls Royce.
These are great, jasper carrott is a very funny guy, shame he is not still doing his TV comedy shows.