What was the last thing that made you CRY with laughter?!
Question: The last thing that made me cry with laughter was when I was on the Bus with my mate and we heard a song called skullf*ck and the lyrics are grossly hilarious. We were munching on doughnuts at the time (yes im a little fatty) and we started choking because we laughed so hard... :)
It basically says:
I'm gonna give you three seconds... EXACTLY THREE F'ING SECONDS UNTIL I GORGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLF*CK YOU. SKULLF*CK YOU. SKULLF*CK YOU SKULLF*CK YOU SKULLF*CK YOU!! Yes we're probably crazy :P
Sorry If that offends anyone.. I kept it in especially for Crystal, I know it will make her smile :) xx
Care to share? The most hilarious will recieve 10 Points :) and remember KAT LOVES YOUUU!!! <3 xxxx
Answers: The last thing that made me cry with laughter was when I was on the Bus with my mate and we heard a song called skullf*ck and the lyrics are grossly hilarious. We were munching on doughnuts at the time (yes im a little fatty) and we started choking because we laughed so hard... :)
It basically says:
I'm gonna give you three seconds... EXACTLY THREE F'ING SECONDS UNTIL I GORGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLF*CK YOU. SKULLF*CK YOU. SKULLF*CK YOU SKULLF*CK YOU SKULLF*CK YOU!! Yes we're probably crazy :P
Sorry If that offends anyone.. I kept it in especially for Crystal, I know it will make her smile :) xx
Care to share? The most hilarious will recieve 10 Points :) and remember KAT LOVES YOUUU!!! <3 xxxx
Well besides you making me smile..haha..ok here goes I was at a park with my sister in law & our kids, the kids were playing & we decided to swing... (she is on the bigger side if you know what I mean) and this car full of guys drive by & they r hooting & yelling & hanging out their windows right..well I was like damn I guess we still have it at our age huh..ok so I was like did you know them & she was like no u didn't either...hmm so then I happen to look over & I see the back side of her @ss hanging off this swing and her pants are very low cut & half of her @ss is hanging out of her jeans...OMG I started laughing so freakin hard then she's like wut wut...So I was like your whole @ss is showing! OK so we r both rolling over & I most definatly had tears...I laughed so hard my stomach was hurting!! The guys never thought we were hot they were laughing at her @ss hanging out everywhere....so just remember guys while your yelling at someone whether your making fun of them or not u may just make their day ..until they figure out why your yelling : )
me and my mates were talking about fanny farting this morning and i nearly wet myself with laughing so much.
Ages ago when my friend got his penis out and he had an erection, slipped and fell down basicly balancing on his bellend :)
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Boro Pat. The funniest thing I have ever seen. Make sure you have no pressing engagements because there are 25 episodes and you will want to watch all of em!
A rerun of Seinfeld yesterday!
In particular, when Kramer mentions about his great experience in bed the previous night, and that, what made it great was that he used a ribbed condom! Jerry says, a ribbed condom is supposed to make her feel good, how does it matter to Kramer that he used a ribbed condom?! Kramer had worn it inside out! :D
having caught the call button on my mobile phone which was in my pocket (on the front of my jacket).. it dialled someone i work with.. all i could hear was a really faint hellooo helloooo, it was like the borrowers.. i p*ssed myself laughing. I couldn't even answer her when i pulled over and stopped my car.. i had to call her back an hour later after i stopped laughing. i could just picture this minature person stood in my pocket waving shouting helloooooo
I was watching a episode of Kenny Everett on video & laughed when he was dressed as Spiderman & he jumped into a office & farted!!!