Holy fish sticks! My fingers were just chopped off by a scary chunky funky monke!

Question: Tape them back on.

Answers: Tape them back on.

You really learned how to type fast with your toes!
impressive!

bite off his fingers and do the brass monkey dance!

Oh.. you mean Pete Wentz cut off you fingers!

Go sue him,

tackle him and put him in the freezer.. then hit up an ER

do you want me to kiss your booboo

Drop fingers in milk, tourniquet arm, and get someone to take you to emergency room ( an ambulance would do).

I would suggest you KICK THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THAT SCARY CHUNKY FUNKY MONKEY.........lol

DONT PANIC!!!!! Just get some Duct tape and tape them back on. You will be okay.

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