HELP! I pooped my pants!?!
Question: MY BOYFRIEND IS COMING OVER in LIKE 5 MINS and I DONT KNOW WHAT TO Do!! my mom is on the toilet and she usually takes like TWENTY MINS just to get her business over with!! I ONLY HAVE ONE CLEAN PAIR OF UNDERWERA AND I DONT WANT TO GO OUSIDE TO POOP (its SNOWY)
PLEASE ANSWER QUICK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Answers: MY BOYFRIEND IS COMING OVER in LIKE 5 MINS and I DONT KNOW WHAT TO Do!! my mom is on the toilet and she usually takes like TWENTY MINS just to get her business over with!! I ONLY HAVE ONE CLEAN PAIR OF UNDERWERA AND I DONT WANT TO GO OUSIDE TO POOP (its SNOWY)
PLEASE ANSWER QUICK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Oh boy, I hope I'm in time. Quick, take your dirty underwear, stuff them into a zip lock bag. Zip it, and stuff the baggie under your bed, or someplace out of sight. With the baggie zipped, no smell will come out, and you can deal with it later. Now, you need to clean your bum before your boyfriend gets there. Kitchen, QUICK! YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! Grab a paper towel, or a dish towel if you have to, and wet it with warm water. Wring it out a bit, and user it to wipe. Be careful, and remember to only wipe front to back. Toss the towel in the trash, or laundry basket, when you are clean.
Good luck, lady!
You got to be kidding me.
hahhahahhahhahhahhahha lol
your joking right...
tell ur mom to get the helk out of the bathroom or go to a neighbors house
haha take your panties off b/c i dont even wear underwear so just go commando girls do it all the time
Ok dont panic when your boyfirend comes feed him the poo and shuve your pants up his *** this way he'll think he pooped his diaper and run home crying and when your mum come out of the toliet eat the shitethat was on the toliet and use poo to brush your teeth
How old are you?? And why do you have so little underwear? And HOW do you have a boyfriend??
Tell your mom its an emergency??
just be happy its not blood
hahahahahahahahahahahah...... Im still laughin.... hahahahahahahah..... im 12 and i dont still poop in my pants...!!!!!! Ima tell evrybody at skool about dis......