I need to laugh.. Does anyone have anything funny?!


Question: Videos, jokes, lists("You know you're addicted to the internet when.. lol etc.)? Whoever sends the funniest thing gets 10 pts! :]


Answers: Videos, jokes, lists("You know you're addicted to the internet when.. lol etc.)? Whoever sends the funniest thing gets 10 pts! :]

Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
1 year ago
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my br other had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
1 year ago
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!



Your EX-Wife

What happens when you put 5 emo's in a room?



One of them dies because he has no corner to cry in.

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
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A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


not very funny and its an old joke...but maybe you′ll like it.

i accidently peed my pants when i was 18 on my way home from an amusement park because i couldn't make it to the bathroom. i cried cuz i felt stupid, and when i got home, my boyfriend was outside waiting on me. and i didn't know it, he saw that i peed myself. i was so embarrassed i starting crying again. but now i laugh about it. i think true stories are the funniest personally lol. and this is true.

Have u ever heard of Crazy Tom.

Well its Tom & Jerry think abt it and smile.

Here is a joke for you.
A Dad Advice his son.
Dad:Son,Why dont you get married.You are already 35.
Son:I am looking for my right matching girl.
Dad:Better you soon marry before 40 or else u will marry only a women not a girl.

Try these....lol

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TSUrHbXd53...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Af-ezch1L4...

Okay, this was from southpark
An audience was interrogating Jimmy, the disabled kid from Southpark because the boyscouts were raising money

Audience: Jimmy, how do you feel about how the world reacts about retardation.
Jimmy: I think the world has accepted it as we Americans have accepted George w Bush as our President !!

he he!!

and here's a good one.. watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEP7uti0P...

it's so funny, and I love kellie Pickler!!!

danhvideklat .dk youll have fun

too early in morning for me but there's a web site where you can sign up free and receive comics, jokes and different things, its familly oriented and whatever you sign up to receive is free-----arcamax.com



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