How soon tull Hollywood calls?!


Question: Someone tells you that for $500, cash only, he can get you a screen test for a Hollywood studio contract. The guy operates out of a sleazy crack den motel that charges by the hour. When you arrive, he tells you that you just missed his friend, Brad Pitt. His printed literature of people he supposedly represents has misspelled names like Thom Kruse, Ashtin Koocher and Lindsee Lowhenn. He then asks to take nude photos since there are so many nude scenes these days.

He guaruantees you tv and movie parts immediately!

If the sleazy crack den is not a sign, shouldn't Brad Pitt and misspelled names be a clue? But nude photos? I think they must be casting a remake for Born Yesterday!

How come people can be so clueless and still expect a phone call?


Answers: Someone tells you that for $500, cash only, he can get you a screen test for a Hollywood studio contract. The guy operates out of a sleazy crack den motel that charges by the hour. When you arrive, he tells you that you just missed his friend, Brad Pitt. His printed literature of people he supposedly represents has misspelled names like Thom Kruse, Ashtin Koocher and Lindsee Lowhenn. He then asks to take nude photos since there are so many nude scenes these days.

He guaruantees you tv and movie parts immediately!

If the sleazy crack den is not a sign, shouldn't Brad Pitt and misspelled names be a clue? But nude photos? I think they must be casting a remake for Born Yesterday!

How come people can be so clueless and still expect a phone call?

oh no.



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