Read this, please???????????!
Question: True story
My friend was having anal sex with his girlfriend on his parents expensive Italian leather couch. He hears his parent's car pull up in the drive way and he pulls out too fast and she sh*ts all over the couch. Everywhere. At first he tries to put the poop back in but then he realizes hes screwed. So he kicks her off the couch. Yells
"GET INTO THE BATHROOM!"
She proceeds to go into the bathroom. He runs into his bedroom and cleans up and puts clothes on fast.
His parents had come in the house by now and had seen the sh*t everywhere. Which by now has oozed down onto the floor and carpet.
He said he had no clue what happened. The parents assumed it was the very old senile dog who sh*t on the couch.
The next day they put the dog to sleep because they assumed they couldn't help it.
Answers: True story
My friend was having anal sex with his girlfriend on his parents expensive Italian leather couch. He hears his parent's car pull up in the drive way and he pulls out too fast and she sh*ts all over the couch. Everywhere. At first he tries to put the poop back in but then he realizes hes screwed. So he kicks her off the couch. Yells
"GET INTO THE BATHROOM!"
She proceeds to go into the bathroom. He runs into his bedroom and cleans up and puts clothes on fast.
His parents had come in the house by now and had seen the sh*t everywhere. Which by now has oozed down onto the floor and carpet.
He said he had no clue what happened. The parents assumed it was the very old senile dog who sh*t on the couch.
The next day they put the dog to sleep because they assumed they couldn't help it.
OOOOOHH ... OMG !!!! wow that's messed up those sick friends they should feel bad a dog had to die cause of there actions, how responsible. So wrong i would just confess to the parents, i bet they'll feel bad for a real long time poor animal..
but wait the parents couldn't tell human fecal from dog doo, are the parents senile too, well this story has just ruined my moment ...... that's just too bad sorry to hear
ok.. and the point of that was... ?
wow
um ok first of all i doubt she would shyt that much.. and why would he try to put it bak in? lol well poor dog .. he should have fessed up