Complete this sentence: If the Thunderbirds were British......?!
Question: i reckon it would end with:
.......they would only work a 40 hour week (no overtime due to union guidelines)
What would you put?
Answers: i reckon it would end with:
.......they would only work a 40 hour week (no overtime due to union guidelines)
What would you put?
..... Airways all missions would be cancelled due to technical failure at their Tracy Island Terminal Five.
....Thunderbird 3 would be cancelled due to baggage check-in problems!
There would only be half as many and their equipment wouldn't be 100% reliable....but their intentions would be good.
Can I just say - we Brits work the longest hours in Europe, and our unions are now teethless cow-towing cowards (Thatcher saw to that).
They would eat cheesy feet sandwiches. And for dessert they would eat a duck beak.
I always thought the Thunderbirds WERE British.. it's only the movie version that were Americans..
.... then their fuel bills would be humongous !!
They wouldn't be able to rescue anyone as they would be out binge drinking. And Alan would be on a tag as he breached his ASBO.
they would have to change the name to Thunderladies to make it politically correct.
There would be an Asian, a black man and a gay in the squad just to be "PC", i don't know about this 40 hour week though, i work 50.5 hrs! And I'm British!!
They'd be shut down for countless health and safety violations
or
Their underground launch pad would be shut for repairs 6 months out of every year
1.health and safety would close them down,
2.they couldn't rescue any-one due to fuel prices grounding their vehicles,
3. only one of them would be English due to equal opportunities in the work space
4. they would do a minimum of 60 hours work but only get paid for 38.5
5. the ground crew would mess up with there servicing
6. when you did get one 3 would come at once
7. Brains would be a muslim gay/lesbian with some sort of disability
8. our Gov. sucks
The engines wouldnt be the only things whining!
...they wouldn't blast off for less than ￡4.50 an hour. (awesome question)