I'm having a bad day. Can anyone cheer me up?!


Question: Anything to make me laugh. 10 pts to best one


Answers: Anything to make me laugh. 10 pts to best one

I don't know if this story will help you out but it cheers me up alot when I think about it so here it goes.
I've been married for eleven years to my husband. He was married before and had five chidren with her. They lived in a small trailer park for nearly six months and in those six months two things happened that I would have never believed save for witnesses.
He worked graveyard shifts with a local factory. When he came home one morning the kids were getting ready to go to the bus stop. He decided to take a quick shower. Once he soaked down he began washing when he a creak. All of sudden the tub fell through the floor and then to top it off the side of the wall fell as well leaving open to all eyes headed by for the bus!! He was so embarrased yet not being able to do anything he quickly rinsed off from the water (now gushing) while his ex-wife was yelling for him to get his naked as... up from there.

Two weeks later he came home from the same job into another trailer on the same lot. His ex-wife had already left to go shopping. He got through the shower and was sound asleep when he felt a bump. He jumped up ran to the door with nothing but his boxers on and opened to find the ground rolling by and no steps!! He jumped down and ran after the semi hauling the trailer to stop him while he went to fetch the overseer of the trailer park. Needless to say they moved not only out of the trailer their landlord didn't pay on for six months but into another location.
I hope this made you smile or laugh. It helped when by telling it.

this was on here somewhere else but i thought it may help.


Here is one for ya! I am feeling horriable, and just tired, My heart is shorting out off and on!! But this E-Mail had me giggleing so much that I wanted to share it!!
:Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store.. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department & told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera & used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper! in here!'
Regards, Wal-Mart
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Hey Momma's to be and other mom's too! I put this here so all mom's can get a great smile from this, can you all imagine your husbands doing this?? Ha That would be funny!!
God Bless and EnJoy!!

Bad day huh? Gawd I feel so sorry for you, seriously I do. I've got exams coming up next month, and I'm going ballistic, my head is about to burst open from revising and sitting at home all day. So sorry dude I got nothing.



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