Funny moments?!
Question: Funny moments!?
What is your funniest moment !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I would have to say!.!.!. I got arrested for a DUI!.!.!. wait it gets better!
I stopped my car in the emergency lane because I knew I couldn't drive, then I opened the door and got my pants down and my legs out and peed, ad then got back in the car and as i was closing the door I had to throw up so i did!.!.!. then i fell asleep!.!.!. a knock in the window woke me up and as I opened my eyes i realized it was the cops!.!.!. i tried to pretend i was sober i opened the door and i had my pants opened and my side was cover in puke and i said!.!.!. what seems to be the problem officer!?!?!? he looked at me funny then said you are going to have to acompany us and i said No I can't leave my car, then he said i'll drive you go with my partner in the patrol car!.!.!. I said which should I wear my work boots or my heels!? he said you will look prettier in heels I put them on (4 inches high) and I walk straight to the patrol car!.!.!. i said can I smoke and the police officer said yes and as I was opening my cigarrette box I saw a bag of pot!.!.!. i was like ooops!.!.!. i had been drinking because i had quit my job and my buddy from work decided to give me a parting gift!.!.!. I don't smoke so i forgot!.!.!. as soon as i saw it (in the patrol car) i started sweating!.!.!. then i got to the station and threw it on the trash can plain for all to see!.!.!. :SWww@Enter-QA@Com
I stopped my car in the emergency lane because I knew I couldn't drive, then I opened the door and got my pants down and my legs out and peed, ad then got back in the car and as i was closing the door I had to throw up so i did!.!.!. then i fell asleep!.!.!. a knock in the window woke me up and as I opened my eyes i realized it was the cops!.!.!. i tried to pretend i was sober i opened the door and i had my pants opened and my side was cover in puke and i said!.!.!. what seems to be the problem officer!?!?!? he looked at me funny then said you are going to have to acompany us and i said No I can't leave my car, then he said i'll drive you go with my partner in the patrol car!.!.!. I said which should I wear my work boots or my heels!? he said you will look prettier in heels I put them on (4 inches high) and I walk straight to the patrol car!.!.!. i said can I smoke and the police officer said yes and as I was opening my cigarrette box I saw a bag of pot!.!.!. i was like ooops!.!.!. i had been drinking because i had quit my job and my buddy from work decided to give me a parting gift!.!.!. I don't smoke so i forgot!.!.!. as soon as i saw it (in the patrol car) i started sweating!.!.!. then i got to the station and threw it on the trash can plain for all to see!.!.!. :SWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was playing with my brother and my dad came and told us to stop but we didn't so he came back out and told us to stop if not we would get hit and we still didn't and he came back and got out a belt and was walking toward us and slipped and fell down hard and my mom came and said So you are the one who is playing around and he was like no but it wasn't me and she said oh yeah sure!. So my dad got back up and said you two are punished for 2 weeks and than my mom came and slapped him on the arm playfully but a bit mad and said stop picking on them and he said no make me and she hit him in the stomach and he fell on the couch and they started PLAY WRESTLING and my dad got up and hit his head on a shelf that we had and my mom kicked him where no man should be kicked and he fell down and my mom was declared the winner!. I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I PEED MYSELFWww@Enter-QA@Com