Who would win in a boxing match???!
Question: Who would win in a boxing match!?!?!?
Who would win in a boxing match between!.!.!.!.
Bill Oddie & Alan Titchmarsh!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bill Oddie & Alan Titchmarsh!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Excellent choice!. However they would probably forget all their training and watch starlings at twlight in their garden over a bottle of 1892 Chateu-Neuf!.
But let's take this to it's finality!. It's proper super-light feather-weight league!. Bill's just dropped off the kids at school in his 3-litre Jeep, only to find Titmarsh rudely pulls in front of him in a petrol wheeled mower at the drop-off point!. Slams his 5-reeded horn, Titchmarsh Chuckles and revs his mower!.!.!.
!.!.!.FIGHT!
Bill's anger is only matched by the Tit's cunning!.!.!.watch the shoulder! Duck and punch! All that heavy weeding has certainly paid off in Ali Tit's upper-cut-swing, but what's this!? Bill always talks about green issues, but he's been made really angry and is actually turning green! Is he going to sing a rendition of "Do The Funky Gibbon", death-metal style, or is he going to hulk-smash the mower!? Damn, it's both! That's gotta hoit Ali Tit's pride!.!.!.no!.!.!.he's!.!.!.running away! Can he do that!? Can he do that!? "Puny Gardenerrrr!"
But wait, the Tit-spiker's releasing a a flock of wild birds from the local santuary enclosures! He's distracting the IncrediBill Hulk, with his favourite past-time! Oooh that sneak! And it's a recital of erotic-tales from his latest book that's down-sizing the green beast to size, he's shrinking again! He's shrinking into sentimentality and romance! Oooh and it's another swift lunge into Bill "Odie" Banner's punified waist-line! I never seen anything like it! And Bill's down!.!.!.5!.!.!.6!.!.!.7!.!.!.8!.!.!.9!.!.!.WINNERRR!Www@Enter-QA@Com
But let's take this to it's finality!. It's proper super-light feather-weight league!. Bill's just dropped off the kids at school in his 3-litre Jeep, only to find Titmarsh rudely pulls in front of him in a petrol wheeled mower at the drop-off point!. Slams his 5-reeded horn, Titchmarsh Chuckles and revs his mower!.!.!.
!.!.!.FIGHT!
Bill's anger is only matched by the Tit's cunning!.!.!.watch the shoulder! Duck and punch! All that heavy weeding has certainly paid off in Ali Tit's upper-cut-swing, but what's this!? Bill always talks about green issues, but he's been made really angry and is actually turning green! Is he going to sing a rendition of "Do The Funky Gibbon", death-metal style, or is he going to hulk-smash the mower!? Damn, it's both! That's gotta hoit Ali Tit's pride!.!.!.no!.!.!.he's!.!.!.running away! Can he do that!? Can he do that!? "Puny Gardenerrrr!"
But wait, the Tit-spiker's releasing a a flock of wild birds from the local santuary enclosures! He's distracting the IncrediBill Hulk, with his favourite past-time! Oooh that sneak! And it's a recital of erotic-tales from his latest book that's down-sizing the green beast to size, he's shrinking again! He's shrinking into sentimentality and romance! Oooh and it's another swift lunge into Bill "Odie" Banner's punified waist-line! I never seen anything like it! And Bill's down!.!.!.5!.!.!.6!.!.!.7!.!.!.8!.!.!.9!.!.!.WINNERRR!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oddie,oddie,oddie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OddieWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think Bill Oddie would literally flatten Alan TitchmarshWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd put my money on BillWww@Enter-QA@Com