Is it true that, on this planet you can find nice girls in library's.?!
Question: Is it true that, on this planet you can find nice girls in library's!.!?
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Ah, Jaffa cake!. Under cover agent from planet X!. I see your investigation on earth women continues!.
It is i, Namrod 7 from Beta Zetug 5!. Like you i come from a distant and dying world, my mission to pick up chicks on earth in the hope of re- poplulating my home world!.I have had very limited succes in this endeavour!. In fact, if you don't count an uncomfortable encounter with Frank 'the Hammer' Gryzbowski then you could fairly say i've had no success at all!.
As an act of goodwill i am prepared to share my findings with you!.
1, I heard that earth women were impressed by large sexual organs,(or knobs, to use the local term)!.As you know we on Beta Zetug 5 have tiny ones so i made an enormous 'knob' out of papier mache and rammed it forcefully through the letter box of the woman who lives next door, her name is Tina!.
I shouted our traditional mating cry of "Get this up you" at the top of my lungs for about ten minutes, unfortunately instead of the romantic liason i had hoped for two law inforcement officers arrived and took me to a place called the police station where they gave me a cup of sweet tea, a cigarrete and a good kicking!.
2!.I heard women were attracted to men with a good sense of humour!. After researching tirelessly on the internet i decided the funniest men on earth were the chuckle brothers, here my papier mache modelling skills were once again brought into play!. I sat up all night making a very realistic chuckle brothers mask, unfortunately i couldn't decide which chuckle brother was funniest so i opted for a two headed mask which represented both Barry and Paul chuckle!. Then, wearing my 'hilarious' mask i would approach women in the street or the park thrusting my hips rhythmcally towards them and repeating the chuckle brothers catch phrase "To me, to you"!.
Again this proved to be a complete waste of time and again i was taken by two law enforcement officers to the police station and then to a place called 'prison' where i stayed for six months!.
In prison i had several sexual encounters all courtesy of my cell mate Frank 'the Hammer' Gryzbowski!. Unfortunately even though i was made to dress as a woman throughought i failed to become pregnant, so only a partial success there!.
3!. I read in a magazine that women like men who aren't afraid to show their feelings!. I decided to show Tina next door my true feelings for her, unfortunately i don't really have any actual feelings for Tina apart from the desire to mate with her!. So, in an attempt to lessen my inhibitions and to increase my ardour i visited the local pub where i drank twelve pints of a golden liquid called stella artois!. I then went to Tina's house where i stood outside throwing stones at her windows shouting "Hey Tina you ***** i f*****g love you!.Whilst crying hysterically and waving my tiny sexual organs at her as she stood watching me in shock with a phone in her hand!.
Shortly afterwards the same two law inorcement officers arrived again and before long i was back in the tight, inescapable grip of Frank 'the hammer' Gryzbowski!.
final note- There are women on earth who are prepared to have sex with you on request for money!. These women are called prostitutes!. Unfortunately no matter how much money you ofer them they are not prepared to add Pregnancy to their list of services!.
also, when paying a prostitute please be sure to pay with actual money and not money from the earth game called monopoly!. This will no doubt result in your subsequent beating and possible stabbing from a man calling himself a 'pimp'
I wish you luck agent Jaffa Cake!. Namrod 7 out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is i, Namrod 7 from Beta Zetug 5!. Like you i come from a distant and dying world, my mission to pick up chicks on earth in the hope of re- poplulating my home world!.I have had very limited succes in this endeavour!. In fact, if you don't count an uncomfortable encounter with Frank 'the Hammer' Gryzbowski then you could fairly say i've had no success at all!.
As an act of goodwill i am prepared to share my findings with you!.
1, I heard that earth women were impressed by large sexual organs,(or knobs, to use the local term)!.As you know we on Beta Zetug 5 have tiny ones so i made an enormous 'knob' out of papier mache and rammed it forcefully through the letter box of the woman who lives next door, her name is Tina!.
I shouted our traditional mating cry of "Get this up you" at the top of my lungs for about ten minutes, unfortunately instead of the romantic liason i had hoped for two law inforcement officers arrived and took me to a place called the police station where they gave me a cup of sweet tea, a cigarrete and a good kicking!.
2!.I heard women were attracted to men with a good sense of humour!. After researching tirelessly on the internet i decided the funniest men on earth were the chuckle brothers, here my papier mache modelling skills were once again brought into play!. I sat up all night making a very realistic chuckle brothers mask, unfortunately i couldn't decide which chuckle brother was funniest so i opted for a two headed mask which represented both Barry and Paul chuckle!. Then, wearing my 'hilarious' mask i would approach women in the street or the park thrusting my hips rhythmcally towards them and repeating the chuckle brothers catch phrase "To me, to you"!.
Again this proved to be a complete waste of time and again i was taken by two law enforcement officers to the police station and then to a place called 'prison' where i stayed for six months!.
In prison i had several sexual encounters all courtesy of my cell mate Frank 'the Hammer' Gryzbowski!. Unfortunately even though i was made to dress as a woman throughought i failed to become pregnant, so only a partial success there!.
3!. I read in a magazine that women like men who aren't afraid to show their feelings!. I decided to show Tina next door my true feelings for her, unfortunately i don't really have any actual feelings for Tina apart from the desire to mate with her!. So, in an attempt to lessen my inhibitions and to increase my ardour i visited the local pub where i drank twelve pints of a golden liquid called stella artois!. I then went to Tina's house where i stood outside throwing stones at her windows shouting "Hey Tina you ***** i f*****g love you!.Whilst crying hysterically and waving my tiny sexual organs at her as she stood watching me in shock with a phone in her hand!.
Shortly afterwards the same two law inorcement officers arrived again and before long i was back in the tight, inescapable grip of Frank 'the hammer' Gryzbowski!.
final note- There are women on earth who are prepared to have sex with you on request for money!. These women are called prostitutes!. Unfortunately no matter how much money you ofer them they are not prepared to add Pregnancy to their list of services!.
also, when paying a prostitute please be sure to pay with actual money and not money from the earth game called monopoly!. This will no doubt result in your subsequent beating and possible stabbing from a man calling himself a 'pimp'
I wish you luck agent Jaffa Cake!. Namrod 7 out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Yes, but only if you know how to spell the plural of the word "library" - it's "libraries"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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nice girls are nice, but naughty girls are dirty!.
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I spend alot of time in college library and I am VERY niceWww@Enter-QA@Com