Ninja turtles....Where are they now?!
Question: Ninja turtles!.!.!.!.Where are they now!?
The "teenage" ninja turtles can't be teenagers any more!.!.!. where are they now!? Are they adult ninja turtles, paying tax and national insurnace!? Have they given up their ninja ways due to arthritic knees and hips!?! Have they got middle age spread, grey hair and a mid life crisis!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Leonardo and Donatello are serving time for armed robbery, Raphael is a taxi driver and Michaelangelo now calls him/herself Michelle and waiting for the Op!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK, not many people know (as Paul Harvey would say) "The rest of the story!." It's very interesting!.!.!.!.here goes!.
Upon his retirement, MICHAELANGELO turned his attention to the world of music!. He taught himself to play guitar, and landed some gigs in the jazz clubs around Greenwich Village in NYC, and caught a big break one night when Casey Kasem was in the audience!. He was briefly a member of John Mayall's band, and also toured with Jeff Beck before replacing David Byrne as lead singer of the Talking Heads!.
In 2003, he relocated to London, where he teaches jazz guitar in his studio in Soho, and also spent six months playing Danny Zuko in a London production of "Grease!."
RAPHAEL could never get the hero-calling out of his blood!. He moved to Miami and opened up a self-defense studio!. He competed for four years on the Mixed Martial Arts circuit, compiling a record of 27 wins and 2 draws, holding their Middleweight championship for over seven months!. He's now the webmaster for www!.chucknorrisfacts!.com!.
LEONARDO decided to further his education, and discovered athletics in the process!. He ended up attending the University of Maryland where he starred for the Terrapins as a defensive tackle!. The Carolina Panthers drafted him in the second round in 2001, and he is now a member of the New York Jets, playing under the name Kris Jenkins!.
DONATELLO decided to devote his post-TMNT career to producing a chronicle of his years as reptillian crime fighter!. His book, "Mean Green: My Life and Times as a Ninja Turtle" went as high as #3 on the New York Times Best Seller List, and was featured in June 2003 as the Oprah Book Club Choice of the Month!. He's also appeared on TV substituting for Jay Leno, hosting a short-lived revival of the game show "Tattletales", portraying a detective in a recurring role on USA Network's "Monk", and supplies the voice of Butters on "South Park!."
And no, I'm not making any of this up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Upon his retirement, MICHAELANGELO turned his attention to the world of music!. He taught himself to play guitar, and landed some gigs in the jazz clubs around Greenwich Village in NYC, and caught a big break one night when Casey Kasem was in the audience!. He was briefly a member of John Mayall's band, and also toured with Jeff Beck before replacing David Byrne as lead singer of the Talking Heads!.
In 2003, he relocated to London, where he teaches jazz guitar in his studio in Soho, and also spent six months playing Danny Zuko in a London production of "Grease!."
RAPHAEL could never get the hero-calling out of his blood!. He moved to Miami and opened up a self-defense studio!. He competed for four years on the Mixed Martial Arts circuit, compiling a record of 27 wins and 2 draws, holding their Middleweight championship for over seven months!. He's now the webmaster for www!.chucknorrisfacts!.com!.
LEONARDO decided to further his education, and discovered athletics in the process!. He ended up attending the University of Maryland where he starred for the Terrapins as a defensive tackle!. The Carolina Panthers drafted him in the second round in 2001, and he is now a member of the New York Jets, playing under the name Kris Jenkins!.
DONATELLO decided to devote his post-TMNT career to producing a chronicle of his years as reptillian crime fighter!. His book, "Mean Green: My Life and Times as a Ninja Turtle" went as high as #3 on the New York Times Best Seller List, and was featured in June 2003 as the Oprah Book Club Choice of the Month!. He's also appeared on TV substituting for Jay Leno, hosting a short-lived revival of the game show "Tattletales", portraying a detective in a recurring role on USA Network's "Monk", and supplies the voice of Butters on "South Park!."
And no, I'm not making any of this up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aging process cannot be stopped for any one and everyone has to grow old !.Once the age passes the event passes , but ppl are remembering the best events what they liked!. They do not have the arthritic knees and have not grown that big hips !. They are still balanced even after age like the actor Sean Conery and living active life and paying taxes to govt !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They had to legally change their collective name to "hero" turtles since "ninja" was considered to violent!.!.!.how silly!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are still around my 4 year old son has just started watching them on TV!. I remember when i was younger and used to watch it as well!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.unfortunately, unlike myself, they look exactly the same as they did and haven't aged 1 bit lol!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hiding under some sewage training new turtles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No dear, I am sorry to have to tell you this,
but they peeded off their Master one time
too many and he made Turtle Soup!.
And he used their shells as lamp shades!.
Poor Ninja's!Www@Enter-QA@Com
but they peeded off their Master one time
too many and he made Turtle Soup!.
And he used their shells as lamp shades!.
Poor Ninja's!Www@Enter-QA@Com
there in the back street allys of newyork shotting crack and selling april for sex!.!.!.!. i guess there ninja ways arnt enough anymoreWww@Enter-QA@Com
they have taken up TERRAPIN bowling down the local bowling alleyWww@Enter-QA@Com
they live on a golden beach in the carribean retired on their earnings from tv and film rights!.Www@Enter-QA@Com