Stuck on a Desert island?!


Question: Stuck on a Desert island!?
Stuck on a Desert island!?
Like the ones in movies!. the small 5 meter squared ones! (with one tree!) What would you do if all you had was a lighter, condoms, tooth-pick, a piece of writing paper and a pet squirrel with no legs or arms!.!!?!? also you are only wearing underwear !Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Wait 4 days, surviving on filtered water using the paper and lighter to evaporate the salt!. After 4 days i take action by blowing up 5 condoms and attaching them to the limbless squirrel (cute) !. Once thats done, ill give the little thing my lighter!. He'll use the lighter to form a sort of hot air balloon with the condoms and travel safely (Let's hope) to ddry land, where, with the linguistic knowledge he'd have gained from me during our 4 day spell togeher, would tell the locals where i am!. Help is assured! I will await my saviours , passing the time picking my toe nails with the picks!. lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh thats an easy one!. i would build a sandcastle, build a mote around it and fill it with water, use the toothpick and condom pack as a little flag, use the condom as a hat for the squirrel, use the lighter as the castles draw brigde and then i'll put the squirrel onto the sandcastle!. then when i realise no ones coming to save me i'll start a war with the squirrel!. lol! oh dear i come out with some crap!. lol oh yeah and the paper i'll rip it up and scrunch them into balls and attack the castle muhahahahah!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well after some time I guess I'd have to eat the poor limbless squirrel, using the lighter to light a fire to cook him first!. I would make his fur into a hat to protect my head from the sun!. Then I'd write SOS notes on small pieces of the paper with a charred stick, tie them up in a condom and send them out to sea and hope someone rescues me soon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I just cant waitWww@Enter-QA@Com



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