How to save the day?!


Question: How to save the day!?
I am posting this question from a plane that is currently over the Atlantic Ocean!. I am an Engineer/Pilot/Doctor!.

The left engine has spontaneously combusted and the pilot is missing!. To add to the tension, some guy is trapped in the bathroom with a severe case of constipation and won't stop groaning, affecting my concentration!.

I could use my Engineering experience to fix the engine, but then I can't fly the plane!. Or I could try to fly the plane with one engine, but it could prove difficult and the other engine might also spontaneously combust!.

The groaning is making it hard to focus on any of the above tasks!.!.!.

What should I do!?!?!!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Well, first, I hope you're not serious!. You're a "Engineer/Pilot/Doctor" who is easily distracted by the sound of a sick person!? Here's what I would do: Get autopilot to fly the plane, you fix the engine!. And, how are you going to fix a combusted engine!?

One more helpful hint: Um, DON'T GET ON THE COMPUTER ANYMORE!. Do your three jobs, man! :D And if you are serioius, um, good luck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

First of all superman how do you expect to fly out there and fix the engine with out depressurising the plane!.
Just change the seat if the gowning is distracting your so important concentration, we can not have that from imparting the so important information to us!.
You will not be allowed to crawl out the inside of the plane wing to get tothe engine!. You should use your tricorder to contact Jordie, or Mr Spock, see if they can use the transporter beam to beam you out of there straight away!.
Or telepath your knowledge to the air traffic controlers!. They will notify the emergency crews for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

well since you over the Atlantic your probably in a large jet, we also know the plane has two engines so its probably a 747 or a plane similar to that
the computer system on most large jets can fly and land the land the plane without any assistance from a pilot
i would fix the engine and let the computer land the planeWww@Enter-QA@Com

sir, in the back of the plane, bottom right corner of storage closet, there's a box!.!.!.!.listen carefully, in that box is two pills a yellow pill and a purple pill forget the purple pill it fell out of my viagra bottle, the yellow pill, if you take it will give the effect of staying at a holiday inn!. take that pill and you should be able to handle thingsWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG!!! you are in serious situation!! I think you should ask any of your passengers if anyone of them knows how to fly a plane!. Or you can just ask a strong passenger in your plane to break the door in which a guy is trapped!. Hurry up!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Fata!.!.!. you failed CAD class !.!.!.
give up hope!.
I'll watch you guys crash over my video camera, and sell it on ebay for $100Www@Enter-QA@Com



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