Rockstar parody?!
Question: Rockstar parody!?
Im through with standing in line
to games we'll never get in
it's like to bottom of the 9th
and the tigers might win
this life hasnt turned out the way i want it to be
i(tell me what u want)
i want a brand new contract
worth way to much
and a whore i can make give birth
and an asshole
they call my agent
(so want you need)
ill need a back yard to fit all the cages
then ill put in my wages
ill have them fight till the death
and wen the cops find out ill run will im out of breathe
(been there, done that)
i want a new team
where i can be the star
and buy a new car
and crsh it the very next day
then blame it on ESPN all damn day
(so how you guna do that!?)
Im guna trade this life for fortune and fame
ill even play in those exibition games
cause we all just wana be big sportstars
and go fight dogs till we are behind bars
the girls come sleazy and the steroids come cheap
we'll all stay buff cause we'll just cheat
and we will hang out in the coolest strip bars
and hang out with the porn stars
Every good player
gonna wind up here
:
ever big tall guy
with his big bald head
hay hay i wana be a sportstar
hey hey i wana be a sportstar
i wana be great like micheal Vick with out the felony
marry a girl named Melenie
write a book makeing up ****
just to be on ESPN internet
(saw u on ESPN!.com)
i think im gonna drink
and fall into debt
get my house taken away
because i cant pay
because i chocked my coach
so no one would aproach
(so how you guna do it)
im trade this life for fourtune and fame
id even play in thos eexibition games
cause we all just wana be big sportstars
and live in mansions
driving big *** cars
the girls come sleazy and the steroids come cheat
we'll stay buff cuase we'll just cheat
and hang out in the coolest strip bars
and with the porn stars
every good player
will wing up here
every big tall guy
with his big bald head
and we'll hide out in the locker rooms
with the lastest sports channel
while sitting next to a guy named Juan
they'll get you anything with that evil smile
everybody got a steroid trainer on speed dial
hey hey i wana be a sportstar
im gonna get drunk
right before the game
gonna inject myself
with an old sirange
then ill go to court
then they find out i cheated on my wife
then my best friend will turn his back on me
while i sit ther eating suzuki-sushii
we all just wana be big sportstars
and live in mansions
driving big *** cars
the girls come sleazy and the steroids come cheap
and we'll stay buff cause we'll just cheat
we'll hang out in the coolest strip bars
and with the porn stars
every good player is guna wind up here
every big tall guy with his big bald head
and we'll hide out in the locker rooms
with the lastest sports station aith a guy named juan
they'll ghet you anything with that evil smile
everybody's got a steroid trainer on speed dial
hey hey i wana be a sportstar
hey hey i wana be a sports starWww@Enter-QA@Com
to games we'll never get in
it's like to bottom of the 9th
and the tigers might win
this life hasnt turned out the way i want it to be
i(tell me what u want)
i want a brand new contract
worth way to much
and a whore i can make give birth
and an asshole
they call my agent
(so want you need)
ill need a back yard to fit all the cages
then ill put in my wages
ill have them fight till the death
and wen the cops find out ill run will im out of breathe
(been there, done that)
i want a new team
where i can be the star
and buy a new car
and crsh it the very next day
then blame it on ESPN all damn day
(so how you guna do that!?)
Im guna trade this life for fortune and fame
ill even play in those exibition games
cause we all just wana be big sportstars
and go fight dogs till we are behind bars
the girls come sleazy and the steroids come cheap
we'll all stay buff cause we'll just cheat
and we will hang out in the coolest strip bars
and hang out with the porn stars
Every good player
gonna wind up here
:
ever big tall guy
with his big bald head
hay hay i wana be a sportstar
hey hey i wana be a sportstar
i wana be great like micheal Vick with out the felony
marry a girl named Melenie
write a book makeing up ****
just to be on ESPN internet
(saw u on ESPN!.com)
i think im gonna drink
and fall into debt
get my house taken away
because i cant pay
because i chocked my coach
so no one would aproach
(so how you guna do it)
im trade this life for fourtune and fame
id even play in thos eexibition games
cause we all just wana be big sportstars
and live in mansions
driving big *** cars
the girls come sleazy and the steroids come cheat
we'll stay buff cuase we'll just cheat
and hang out in the coolest strip bars
and with the porn stars
every good player
will wing up here
every big tall guy
with his big bald head
and we'll hide out in the locker rooms
with the lastest sports channel
while sitting next to a guy named Juan
they'll get you anything with that evil smile
everybody got a steroid trainer on speed dial
hey hey i wana be a sportstar
im gonna get drunk
right before the game
gonna inject myself
with an old sirange
then ill go to court
then they find out i cheated on my wife
then my best friend will turn his back on me
while i sit ther eating suzuki-sushii
we all just wana be big sportstars
and live in mansions
driving big *** cars
the girls come sleazy and the steroids come cheap
and we'll stay buff cause we'll just cheat
we'll hang out in the coolest strip bars
and with the porn stars
every good player is guna wind up here
every big tall guy with his big bald head
and we'll hide out in the locker rooms
with the lastest sports station aith a guy named juan
they'll ghet you anything with that evil smile
everybody's got a steroid trainer on speed dial
hey hey i wana be a sportstar
hey hey i wana be a sports starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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