What do you think about when you take a dump?!

I think first about programming it with targeting data (somebody I don't like) then about launching a Tomahawk- style supersmart sewer-cruise missile that will speedily wend it's way through the sewer pipes to cleverly find it's way to the target, then burst up from out of a toilet at the targets' house and explode scattering sh1t everywhere!. (hopefully the person I don't like will at least be in the room (impact area) - possibly even sitting on the crapper)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i think i wish i could go to the bathroom by myself!. my 2 yr!. old son will not leave me alone so I just try to get him to leave or give him something to play with that will keep him busy in the bathroom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I imagine my turds going down the red carpet in formal clothes!. Once they walk and wave to the end of the red carpet, they fall in the toilet!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Usually I think, "gee, I should really clean this bathroom"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i think about lynching !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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