Survey::is it true children are future so teacher should teach them properly?!
Question: Survey::is it true children are future so teacher should teach them properly!?
kids answers in a school test
Q: Name the four seasons!.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar!.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink!.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists!.
Q: How is dew formed!?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire!.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour!? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow!.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans!?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon!. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature hates a vacuum!. I forget where the sun joins in this fight!.
Q: What are steroids!?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs!.
Q: What happens to your body as you age!?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental!.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty!?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery!.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes!.
A: Premature death!.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized!? ( e!.g!., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax
and the abdominal cavity!. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels A, E, I, O, and U!.
Q: What is the fibula!?
A: A small lie!.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean!? (I do love this one!.!.!.)
A: Nearby!.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section!.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean!?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight!.
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Q: Name the four seasons!.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar!.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink!.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists!.
Q: How is dew formed!?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire!.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour!? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow!.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans!?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon!. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature hates a vacuum!. I forget where the sun joins in this fight!.
Q: What are steroids!?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs!.
Q: What happens to your body as you age!?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental!.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty!?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery!.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes!.
A: Premature death!.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized!? ( e!.g!., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax
and the abdominal cavity!. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels A, E, I, O, and U!.
Q: What is the fibula!?
A: A small lie!.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean!? (I do love this one!.!.!.)
A: Nearby!.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section!.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean!?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight!.
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That was hilarious!.!.!.!!!
I loved the last one!.!.!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was hilarious!.!.!.!!!
I loved the last one!.!.!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink!.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists!.
Q: How is dew formed!?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans!?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon!. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,and nature hates a vacuum!. I forget where the sun joins in this fight!.
Q: What happens to your body as you age!?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental!.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty!?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes!.
A: Premature death!.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized!? ( e!.g!., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the uranium, the borax
the abdominal cavity!. The cranium contains brain the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels A, E, I, O, and U!.
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drink!.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists!.
Q: How is dew formed!?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans!?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon!. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,and nature hates a vacuum!. I forget where the sun joins in this fight!.
Q: What happens to your body as you age!?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental!.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty!?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes!.
A: Premature death!.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized!? ( e!.g!., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the uranium, the borax
the abdominal cavity!. The cranium contains brain the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels A, E, I, O, and U!.
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