My husband is away and the kids are in bed. I am lonely. Cheer me up.?!
Question: My husband is away and the kids are in bed!. I am lonely!. Cheer me up!.!?
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welcome to my world! my son is in bed and the hubby is in amsterdam trying to stay out of trouble (!!!) on a staff conference!. I have a bottle of wine by my side, a lump of stilton and oat cakes and in about 30 minutes i will be in my bed in the 'star jump' position!! enjoy the silence xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok then
Paddy and Mick lad a job in a saw mill, just before morning tea break, Paddy screams over to Mick
"Mick, I've lost my finger!"
Mick runs over
"How did you do that!?" asks Mick
"Well, I just put my finger on this spinnign thing here like that and!.!.!.damn, there goes another one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Paddy and Mick lad a job in a saw mill, just before morning tea break, Paddy screams over to Mick
"Mick, I've lost my finger!"
Mick runs over
"How did you do that!?" asks Mick
"Well, I just put my finger on this spinnign thing here like that and!.!.!.damn, there goes another one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok read this Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!.!.!. (YOU MUST read them out loud)
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1) That's not right !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive!?!.!.!.!.!. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Dum Gai
5) Small Horse !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach!? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here !.!.!.!.!.Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet !.!.!.!.!.!.Wai Yu Mun Ching!?
11) This is a tow away zone !.!.!.!.!.!.!.No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Wai Yu Kum Nao!?
13) Staying out of sight !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile !.!.!.!.!. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Yu Stin Ki Pu
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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1) That's not right !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive!?!.!.!.!.!. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Dum Gai
5) Small Horse !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach!? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here !.!.!.!.!.Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet !.!.!.!.!.!.Wai Yu Mun Ching!?
11) This is a tow away zone !.!.!.!.!.!.!.No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Wai Yu Kum Nao!?
13) Staying out of sight !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile !.!.!.!.!. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Yu Stin Ki Pu
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is two this nice melodies you can listen to!. One is peaceful one is uplifting!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=IbfVL9pCk!.!.!.
(This one maybe perfectly fits you, just carry on baby! Caaarry on)
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=IbfVL9pCk!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=IbfVL9pCk!.!.!.
(This one maybe perfectly fits you, just carry on baby! Caaarry on)
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=IbfVL9pCk!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Watch this and it will cheer you up I'm sure!
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=5P6UU6m3c!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=5P6UU6m3c!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
do you know why people aren't happy !? because they don't know what happiness is!.!.!. think about your kids and their future!.!. think about something, about yourself!.!.!. and about the great moments in your life!.!.!. :) Www@Enter-QA@Com
sit with your feet up , treet yourself order a take away and watch a film - a comody !! enjoy the time the kids are in bed before tomorow comes!
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What are you doing on here!? I'd be in a hot bubbly bath by now sipping a non-alcaholic cocktail and listening to my fave tunes on the radio!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Watch this:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=rdH1ZEbnI!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=rdH1ZEbnI!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
erm!.!.!.
there were two tomatoes in the road and the other tomato goes to the other tomato ''watch the road!!''!.!.and the other one goes ''puth''!.!.!.''what road!?''!.!.
lol!.!.hope it cheers u up!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
there were two tomatoes in the road and the other tomato goes to the other tomato ''watch the road!!''!.!.and the other one goes ''puth''!.!.!.''what road!?''!.!.
lol!.!.hope it cheers u up!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dont worry you sound like you have a good life!. Your kids most light up ur life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does your husband know you ask people to cheer you up when he or the kids aren't around !? Www@Enter-QA@Com
My ex-husband is married to someone else and my children are married!. Just count your blessings!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well call him and tell him how you feel
or maybe invite some friends over to comfort you
or have an all girls nightWww@Enter-QA@Com
or maybe invite some friends over to comfort you
or have an all girls nightWww@Enter-QA@Com
Im doing a photo shoot, ill send you the pics tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could always play with an electric toothbrush!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This should cheer you up!.!.!.!.Your husband is AWAY!!! and your kids are in BED!!!! YAYYYY FREEDOM!!! Read a book!Www@Enter-QA@Com
watch this
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=GuMMfgWhm!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=GuMMfgWhm!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE TIME TO WATCH A GOOD MOVIE OR READ A BOOKWww@Enter-QA@Com
Watch a movie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Porn helpsWww@Enter-QA@Com
unlock the back door, i`ll be there in 20 minutes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com