Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on endor with a bunch of!
Question: Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on endor with a bunch of 3 foot tall ewoks!?
I does not make sense
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Because George Lucas is a total ***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chewbacca Defense of the Single-Salary Scale
In a different post I quoted NEA president Reg Weaver's comment about Jessica Alba being the most popular pick in the organization's NEA’s Substitute Educator Day Poll!.
When it comes to public education, Weaver constantly uses the Chewbacca defense!. It doesn't matter what the subject is, Weaver will connect it to teachers working hard and deserving higher pay!.
CJL: Hey, Reg, what time is it!?
Weaver: Time for teachers to get paid more!.
CJL: My computer has been having some trouble, Reg, could you check it out!?
Weaver: Your computer would be working perfectly fine if you supported teachers getting paid more!. And they would be getting paid more if computer technicians who don't have their credentials weren't getting paid so much!.
CJL: Reg, did you see that Ohio St!.-Michigan game!? That was a great football game!
Weaver: Sure, it was great!. Great just like the teachers who worked so hard to teach those students when they were young!. But those athletes will make millions in the NFL while the teachers get the equivalent of professional minimum wage!. That Ohio St!. won proves that our society cares more about athletes than teachers!.
Weaver on the O'Reilly Show (and a rip-off of South Park)
Weaver: Bill, your guest would have you believe that teachers should be paid according to how well their students learn!. He doesn't make such a bad case!. Hell, I almost felt like firing all of the teachers myself! But, Bill, as well as your audience, I have one final thing I want you to consider!. This is Chewbacca!. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the the planet Kashyyyk!. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor!. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Guest: Dammit!
O'Reilly: What!?
Guest: He's using the Chewbacca Defense!
Weaver: Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks!? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with what I'm saying!? Nothing! It does not make sense! Look at me!. I'm a professional educator, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense!? Bill, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so the next time you hear someone mention merit pay, think to your self: "Does it make sense!?" No! It does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must pay all teachers more! They all work as hard as Jessica Alba does!.
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In a different post I quoted NEA president Reg Weaver's comment about Jessica Alba being the most popular pick in the organization's NEA’s Substitute Educator Day Poll!.
When it comes to public education, Weaver constantly uses the Chewbacca defense!. It doesn't matter what the subject is, Weaver will connect it to teachers working hard and deserving higher pay!.
CJL: Hey, Reg, what time is it!?
Weaver: Time for teachers to get paid more!.
CJL: My computer has been having some trouble, Reg, could you check it out!?
Weaver: Your computer would be working perfectly fine if you supported teachers getting paid more!. And they would be getting paid more if computer technicians who don't have their credentials weren't getting paid so much!.
CJL: Reg, did you see that Ohio St!.-Michigan game!? That was a great football game!
Weaver: Sure, it was great!. Great just like the teachers who worked so hard to teach those students when they were young!. But those athletes will make millions in the NFL while the teachers get the equivalent of professional minimum wage!. That Ohio St!. won proves that our society cares more about athletes than teachers!.
Weaver on the O'Reilly Show (and a rip-off of South Park)
Weaver: Bill, your guest would have you believe that teachers should be paid according to how well their students learn!. He doesn't make such a bad case!. Hell, I almost felt like firing all of the teachers myself! But, Bill, as well as your audience, I have one final thing I want you to consider!. This is Chewbacca!. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the the planet Kashyyyk!. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor!. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Guest: Dammit!
O'Reilly: What!?
Guest: He's using the Chewbacca Defense!
Weaver: Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks!? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with what I'm saying!? Nothing! It does not make sense! Look at me!. I'm a professional educator, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense!? Bill, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so the next time you hear someone mention merit pay, think to your self: "Does it make sense!?" No! It does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must pay all teachers more! They all work as hard as Jessica Alba does!.
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Actually, it was never published!. Chewbacca was hired by the Wookie Defense Council to guard the villagers from attacks from one of the neighboring planets!. It was a menial role but it was food and shelter!. It was never exploited in the movie!.
(Jury head explodes)
That's what Johnny Cochrane told me!.
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(Jury head explodes)
That's what Johnny Cochrane told me!.
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the chewbaca defense, clever young cochrain very clever!. but you see imagine how much tail an 8 foot tall wookie would get living with a bunch of 3 ft tall ewoks!. so now you see why the wookie would choose to live among the ewoks!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have you seen Princess Leah!? Dude, did you notice any bathroom walls on that planet!?
Maybe them ewoks are good barbecued, too, I dunno!.
I'd go for the gal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe them ewoks are good barbecued, too, I dunno!.
I'd go for the gal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It gives the wookie a feeling of superiority!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because he felt so small inside that he needed to surround himself with small "peoples" to feel big!? Geez, this is too deep for my shallow little mind! Www@Enter-QA@Com
The same reason why I'm 6 foot 2, but my girl is 4 foot 10!.
Easier access!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Easier access!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, to me, that does not make sense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Star Wars!.!.!.!?
Wowwww!.
You must have some life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star Wars!.!.!.!?
Wowwww!.
You must have some life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
crazy sex!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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because he can stomp on them if they annoy him!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.because the wookie wants to feel big!?Www@Enter-QA@Com