Why men are never depressed or are they?!
Question: Why men are never depressed or are they!?
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put!.
The garage is all yours!.
Wedding plans take care of themselves!.
Chocolate is just another snack!.
You can never be pregnant!.
Service People tell you the truth!.
The world is your urinal!.
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky!.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt!.
Same work, more pay!.
Wrinkles add character!.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them!.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet!.
One mood all the time!.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat!.
You know stuff about tanks and engines!.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase!.
You can open all your own jars!.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness!.
Your underwear is $8!.95 for a three-pack!.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!.
You never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes!.
Everything on your face stays its original colour!.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades!.
You only have to shave your face and neck!.
You can play with toys all your life!.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons!.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look!.
You can 'do' your nails with a pen knife!.!.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache!.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes!.
No wonder men are happier!.
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Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put!.
The garage is all yours!.
Wedding plans take care of themselves!.
Chocolate is just another snack!.
You can never be pregnant!.
Service People tell you the truth!.
The world is your urinal!.
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky!.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt!.
Same work, more pay!.
Wrinkles add character!.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them!.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet!.
One mood all the time!.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat!.
You know stuff about tanks and engines!.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase!.
You can open all your own jars!.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness!.
Your underwear is $8!.95 for a three-pack!.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!.
You never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes!.
Everything on your face stays its original colour!.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades!.
You only have to shave your face and neck!.
You can play with toys all your life!.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons!.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look!.
You can 'do' your nails with a pen knife!.!.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache!.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes!.
No wonder men are happier!.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's good stuff Jean!. It fits me to a tee!. Whatever that means!. Keep up the good work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i thought men do get depressed but not as much as the women do as women are more feminine and men are masculineWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's a stupid assumption!. open your eyes and look at all the guys that have killed themselves!.Www@Enter-QA@Com