Got any funny stories? I need the entertainment?!
Question: Got any funny stories!? I need the entertainment!?
So I have a 6 month old daughter who is teething and for once she is napping soundly!. I dont have any family or friends out by me and I have nothing to do!. I am not used to having this much peace and quiet so I was wondering if anybody had any funny stories!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
this morning as i was sleepily walking down the stairs i tripped over my fat effing cat who is twenty pounds and has no tail!. As I'm falling down the stairs, i say to myself "hey it would suck if i ran into somebody at the bottom of the stairs!." What do you know, i ran into my sister who is ten, and she was pissed!. Got kicked in the balls, and the day has gotten better since!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Soooo Funny!!!
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods!. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace!.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could
hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother!.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane!. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss,
and then he helped her take off her shirt!. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his pants off, then Aunt Jane!.!.!."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this
is such an interesting story, suppose you save! the rest of it for
supper time!. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it
tonight!."
At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little
Johnny to tell his story!. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car
go into the woods with Aunt Jane!. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt!. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started
doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was
in the Army!."
Mommy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before
you interrupt! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods!. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace!.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could
hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother!.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane!. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss,
and then he helped her take off her shirt!. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy
take his pants off, then Aunt Jane!.!.!."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this
is such an interesting story, suppose you save! the rest of it for
supper time!. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it
tonight!."
At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little
Johnny to tell his story!. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car
go into the woods with Aunt Jane!. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt!. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started
doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was
in the Army!."
Mommy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before
you interrupt! Www@Enter-QA@Com
watch tv!. So we had this friend right!. let's call her Tebby!. So Tebby was kind of crazy, though I like being with her!. Though it started as me trying to be her friend because she didn't have any, some of my friends went along with me!. Tebby, beleived herself to be the princess of the universe and that we (her and my friends) had all super powers!. We went along with her not wanting to desert her though we never said it out loud!. To tell you the truth it was fun playing as if we had super powers!. Being somebody else for a while!. But she started growing more crazy, inventing stories for attention, nobody beleived her and made fun of her and eventually of me!. One of my friends betrayed me (never like her so much) and told Tebby that I didn't beleive any of her thing!. She was so mad that she started a war with me, I had friends most people like me so I won, Tebby got out of school, the whole class of 2013 hates the girl and well I guess I hate her too!.
The girl who betrayed me, let's call her Jessy, is now an outcast with almost no friends the one who are, are not even true!. I still like pretending I'm somebody else and I aspire to be an actor someday!. I'm friends with everyone in my class!. I have friends in the school she transfered to and they tell me that now she pretends to be a cat, has no friends and that she is totally creepy!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
The girl who betrayed me, let's call her Jessy, is now an outcast with almost no friends the one who are, are not even true!. I still like pretending I'm somebody else and I aspire to be an actor someday!. I'm friends with everyone in my class!. I have friends in the school she transfered to and they tell me that now she pretends to be a cat, has no friends and that she is totally creepy!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
watch family guy!.!. it has stupid humor and its funny because it makes parody's off of other things that you'll most likely catch on to!. it cheers me up a lot when i'm bored or just in those "ugh blah" kind of moods!. also the show "what i like about you" with amanda bynes is really funny and cute!.!. i laugh out loud with that show as well!.
my boyfriend got me into "MXC" which is like a japanese sport competition show with english comedians speaking over the show!. that's really funny too
jokes can be funny but they only last a few seconds!.!. i would try some long term humor!. maybe watch some stand up from comedy central!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my boyfriend got me into "MXC" which is like a japanese sport competition show with english comedians speaking over the show!. that's really funny too
jokes can be funny but they only last a few seconds!.!. i would try some long term humor!. maybe watch some stand up from comedy central!.Www@Enter-QA@Com