Whats the funniest pick up line you've heard?!


Question: Whats the funniest pick up line you've heard!?
Just to give you a little taste :
Are they laying off angels in heaven or are you just here for a visit!?

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Answers:
1!. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk!?
2!. My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow!?
3!. Can I take your picture!? (Why!?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas!.

4!. If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]!." How did you know my name!? "Isn't every beautiful boy/girl named that!?"

5!. Go up to the person and ask for their hand!. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side!. Ask how he does it!. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i!.e!., !.!.!.bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*!.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand!."
6!. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss!? (Is it really your birthday!?) No, but how about a kiss anyway!?
7!. If I followed you home, would you keep me!?
8!. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room!?
9!. You are a 9!.9999!. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me!.
10!. When God made you, he was showing off!.
11!. If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents!.
12!. Your good looks don't intimidate me!. (Walk away)
13!. When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going!?" Answer:"home!." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you!?"
14!. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name!.
15!. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down!.
16!. Do I know you!? (No!.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to!.
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I wish I was a woodpecker, cuz i'd peck you alllll night long!.

Do you take karate!? cuz you're body's kickin!

What do polar bears and penguin have in common!? A great way to break the ice!

no joke!.!.people have said those to me before!. =) sad that they workWww@Enter-QA@Com

Did it hurt!?
Did what hurt!?: me
When you fell from heaven!.

oh brother, everytime I hear that one I can't help but laugh!.
guys, come one you can do better than that, lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I asked a guy if they had the tie and he said "do you have the energy!?"
lol
its was so funny i had to talk to himWww@Enter-QA@Com

You're about as hot as a 10 piece chicken dinner
See me tearing it up there in the pit!? Imagine what I can do in your pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com

hey baby!. you wanna kill all humans!?

bender- futuramaWww@Enter-QA@Com


Do you believe in love at first sight!?!?!? or should i walk by again!?!?!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

If you were a booger, I'd pick you firstWww@Enter-QA@Com

Are you the guy I just saw kissing another guy out back!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Hey excuse me!.!.!.!.don't I know you from somewhere!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

d'oh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Can I borrow a quarter!? I would like to call my mother and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreamsWww@Enter-QA@Com

You're like my library book, coz i'm checking you out!

lol
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