Has anyone ever heard of a book about the evil side of star signs.?!


Question: Its a very lighthearted book really but it tells you all about the bad parts of your signs. I flicked through it and it was a laugh if anyone has heard of it and knows the proper name will ya let me know....cheers.


Answers: Its a very lighthearted book really but it tells you all about the bad parts of your signs. I flicked through it and it was a laugh if anyone has heard of it and knows the proper name will ya let me know....cheers.
Although not a 'book' per se, the following description which I found on an MSN groups' astrology forum sometime ago and was labeled as 'horror-scopes' may contain some 'evil' side of each sign. Here goes:

Aquarius (Jan 23-Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid.
Everyone thinks you are a ******* jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23- Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads.
You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss
off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA.
You have little influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power.
You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23- May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work
like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23- June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you
because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little.
This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23- July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker.
You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a ****.
Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot.
Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting.
Leo people are thieving motherf****** and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and
co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while *******.
Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality.
If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil.
Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.
You are the perfect son-of-a-*****. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23- Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of ****.

Capricorn (Dec 23- Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit.
There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
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  • no but i have the ups and downs in the birthday book..
    i think it is called the dark zodiac
    Yes and I have read it.

    The title is Darkside Zodiac
    http://www.amazon.com/Darkside-Zodiac-St...

    Fun book. Another one that I like that is very similar is called Born on a Rotten Day
    http://www.amazon.com/Born-Rotten-Day-Il...

    Hope this helps.
    I've never heard of it, but it sure sounds like something that would be fun to pick up! Thanks for mentioning it. :-)
    I was reading it at Barnes & Noble when I was buying my other Astrology book. There's a couple books like that. There's one book called Nasty Astrology: What Your Astrologer Won't Tell You About Your Star Sign.
    I've never heard of it but I know a site talking about the 'shadows of each sign'....which discuss about the worst aspects of each sign...


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