Would you believe a Tarot or a Parrot?!


Question: In India, parrots are trained to pick fortune cards.


Answers: In India, parrots are trained to pick fortune cards.

Where I come from, first we train the parrot to pick tarot cards and then, to make the fortune come true, we eat the parrot. Raw. Uncooked. If we live, then the fortune was true. If we die, then the fortune was a fake. I've done this about a dozen times in my country and I'm still alive ......(LOL). The only problem is, here in the USA, killing and eating rare rain-forest parrots that have been trained in India to pick tarot cards, is politically incorrect. So I've had to settle for parrots that have been trained to smoke cigarettes with interstate truck drivers. After they pick some tarot cards, I don't eat them, but I place them on the open road and an 18-wheeler runs over them. If they live, then the fortune was true. If they die, then it was a fake. Works better that way, and nobody cares about cigarette-smoking mongrel parrots anyway.

one of those did me at a party in mumbai - it picked a card outa a box - fun but unenlightening

sometimes most of the time no.



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