Fortune Teller Lines?!


Question: I've been designated to be the official fortune teller at my brother's Halloween party.... this is going to be interesting.

I can pull a few things off the top of my head, but there's going to be quite a few people there, so I want to make sure I don't say anything more than once!

As for the fortunes, there will be kids there from 4-14. There will be conservative adults, and there will be quite liberal adults. So I need childish humor and adult humor. If someone has a line that's a bit raunchy (not striaght out disgusting), you can e-mail it to me.


Answers: I've been designated to be the official fortune teller at my brother's Halloween party.... this is going to be interesting.

I can pull a few things off the top of my head, but there's going to be quite a few people there, so I want to make sure I don't say anything more than once!

As for the fortunes, there will be kids there from 4-14. There will be conservative adults, and there will be quite liberal adults. So I need childish humor and adult humor. If someone has a line that's a bit raunchy (not striaght out disgusting), you can e-mail it to me.

"People underestimate you...but there's more to you than meets the eye."

"You have a special talent that no one knows about."

"You're on the verge of accomplishing something important."

"I see an admirer, someone too shy to approach you."

"You have a journey in your future."

"I see you traveling over water [on a mountain, to a foreign country, etc.]"

"Beware of someone who might take advantage of you."

Take their hand and say meaningfully, "I feel a powerful energy here."

"In a previous life, you were the sultan's favorite wife [a Latin lover, a rock star with lots of groupies]"

"You will have many lovers, but only one who will see the real you."

"Admirers will offer you gifts, but actions speak louder than words."

"You have psychic gifts."

If you know that a child has a pet, you could have a special message from the pet:

"Sparky wishes you would play ball with him more often."

"Missy says you shouldn't let school worry you so much."

"Rover says you're his best friend, too."



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