Okay, Here's Another Joke About Zodiac Bedtime Prayers! LOL?!
Question: Note : This is a joke and is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
Don't take it too personally!
Aries: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"
Taurus: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."
Gemini: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"
Cancer: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."
Leo: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"
Virgo: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."
Libra: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"
Scorpio: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't deserve it."
Answers: Note : This is a joke and is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
Don't take it too personally!
Aries: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"
Taurus: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."
Gemini: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"
Cancer: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."
Leo: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"
Virgo: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."
Libra: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"
Scorpio: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't deserve it."
No, the bastards don't really deserve it.
Jesus Christ! Im a sag
lol lol
LOL!!! Leo here it was pretty accurate except for capricorns they are so needy
Yep, that sounds Libra to me. lol Very funny!!!!
I am Cappy and that is so me.
LOL, I'm a Aquarius.
Aquarius: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"
:>)
Yeah, both Cap and Aquarius fit me this time..lol!
OK heavenly father I can handle but never say the G-word! But is it really a father or could it be a mother well I can just call it a hermaphrodite!
LOL!
Again SO funny:-D
I've got mars in aries, and I am SO like that!
ahahhaha!! i sure did pray!! but it wasnt last night- it was in the middle of the night, i couldnt sleep and that is exactly what my pray was! their still bastards though!!
as far as aries i can relate to that as well!! "Life is happening NOW!! gawd?"
I like the Leo, Scorpio and Libra.
the scorpio is hilarious because its so true, i'm aquarius by the way.
Hey....i'm a pisces but I never drink and won't consider drinking even a single drop!! But i like the way on how you said it for Scorpios...
rotfl!!
its so true about the libra
The Libra thing sounds just like me.