Horoscopes!?!
Question: I never really cared much for them. I actually use to laugh really hard because I thought they were pure garbage. But then I started reading some like every once in a while and realized that it's kinda creepy how it totally descrives my day... anywho
Do You Believe In Horoscopes? And How Do They Determine a Horoscope?
Answers: I never really cared much for them. I actually use to laugh really hard because I thought they were pure garbage. But then I started reading some like every once in a while and realized that it's kinda creepy how it totally descrives my day... anywho
Do You Believe In Horoscopes? And How Do They Determine a Horoscope?
FP is right... they are about as valid as Chinese fortune cookies. Personally, I prefer the cookies b/c you know... you can eat them and such... can't really eat a horoscope.. well you can, but you would be eating paper most likely.
BTW, i wonder if cherie would be as appalled and amused by your harry potter knowledge as I am ^^
(you see, potter nerds are quite serious about getting the facts right when it comes to the series)
no , and they determine it by where the planets are and what your sign is !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i do belive in astrology !!!!!!!
sometimes i do 'cause it's the same for me too. I like reading them for fun and to see if there some things that are somehow related to what's going on in my life. No, don't believe in horoscopes. I'm not sure how they do, sorry. )=
Stefy, horoscopes are designed to be as general as possible, to describe a great majority of people's lives, they never ever describe something specific and personal. Please don't take them seriously. For example they say crap like "you will be successful at your future endeavors", I mean come on, that could mean anything and could describe anyone.
Horoscopes are based on astrology, which is a pseudoscience. It has time and time again failed controlled experiments.
EDIT: Wow, for those who really believe astrology, think about this, there are over 6 billion people in the world. There are only 12 signs. Lets say there were equal number of people for each sign, that means the "horoscope" that you so dearly believe is "freakishly right" must be right for 500 million people. Bet you didn't think about that, did you? You just thought that horoscope really described your life.....
Also have you thought about how many different people write different horoscopes for the same signs?? One newspaper has their own horoscopes, another newspaper has another one, a magazine has one, you find another one online, all different, so which one do you believe?
I get mine from The Onion! The most entertaining and at least as accurate or more than the rest!
Here are this week's:
Your Birthday Today
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but laziness will be responsible for its decomposition in the middle of your living room floor.
Aries March 21 - April 19
The sight of well-manicured lawns, new and colorful homes, and friendly pedestrians can only mean one thing: You've wandered onto the wrong side of the tracks.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Police officials will manage to talk you down from the ledge of an overpass this week. Sadly, they'll do so by screaming for you to jump.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
After 12 years and eight children you'll finally succeed in sleeping your way to the top of the welfare recipient list this week.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Fears of being exposed as a fraud will be realized this week when you're revealed to lack the fluid color, strong lines, and playful style of Matisse's trademark works.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Set your inner child free this week! A bottle of disinfectant, a pair of grasping tongs, and an ordinary wire hanger are all you need!
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Pride will be yours this week when you're awarded the Nobel Prize for Sitting Around the House and Waiting Desperately for the Phone To Ring.
Libra September 23 - October 23
Many will attack you for taking the easy way out, but then they won't know how hard it was to find an extension cord long enough to reach the bathtub.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Attempts to run away from the problem will fail this week when the problem turns out to be a short-circuited treadmill.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
While you've long thought of yourself as your own harshest critic, the weekly columns of Gene Shalit will soon prove you wrong.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
The stars were going to predict the beginning of a lifelong romance for you this week, but they couldn't get through it without bursting into laughter.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Contrary to popular belief, a second set of footprints will soon reveal that that was when Jesus ran off to play beach volleyball.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
There's nothing you can do to put an end to the suffering this week
Ya know, I've always wondered how they determine a horoscope.
But I do definitely believe in horoscopes...because they are almost freakishly right! =)
Aquarius...Hehe!
I don't know you tell me
Your ambitions are on parade today and that could mean that it's time for you to launch your next big push. Your dreams are that much closer to becoming a reality, so why not go all the way?
hmmm? What could that mean?? Btw I like your new avatar!!
No, I believe in Astrology.
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i read it once and it said the gayest thing in the world so i just stopped