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Question: Aries
Ain't no time to be messin' around with fools! Just think of all the glory you can have when you eat turnips which have been roasted on a real fire, and not some crazy BBQ created by some sorry losers!

Taurus
Them suckas you call friends are tryin' hard to torment you and make you look like some crazy fool. But you ain't no damn fool so learn to be a man and stand up for yo'self!

Gemini
Its time for pain sucka! Its time you let out all yo' anger and stopped actin' like such a *pushy! Grrrrr it makes me mad when people act like fools!

Cancer
Wrap an onion around a friend's head and see how they like being made a fool out of! Grrrr I hate it when those monkeys try to talk their way outta things with mindless jibba jabba!

Leo
You fantasize about being covered in maple syrup and kicked up the *** in public. I pity the fool who wastes too much time thinkin' about mindless jibba-jabba!

Virgo
Now would be a good time to get a good plan together and make it happen, whether its yo' career or your life. There's too many dumbers out there who can't get a good plan together.

Libra
The pigeon that flew out of yo' a** last week was just a messenger sent by that fool Murdoch! Don't be tellin' lies to no chimpanzees cos they hate flyin' too!

Scorpio
You seem to think its a good idea to staple vampire bats to grapefruits, but let me tell you somethin'. A fool is one who can control his mind until he is forced to talk jibba-jabba!

Sagittarius
Change that damn lightbulb in your home, pigs! I pity the fool who is present when that damn thing blows out and they are tryin' to read a book or somethin'

Capricorn
Ain't nothin' that makes me more madder than seeing some sucka build a lifeboat from pieces of cheese collected at McDonalds! Grrrrr! Stop that at once and sort your life out, fool!

Aquarius
A good way to make a damn fool outta yo'self is to stick an expensive chicken up yo' butt and then go to a posh restaurant! Don't be a fool man!

Pisces
That mallard that put a curse on you ain't playin' around man! If I were you I'd get a good plan together and stop wasting time talkin' jibba-jabba with yo' friends!


Answers: Aries
Ain't no time to be messin' around with fools! Just think of all the glory you can have when you eat turnips which have been roasted on a real fire, and not some crazy BBQ created by some sorry losers!

Taurus
Them suckas you call friends are tryin' hard to torment you and make you look like some crazy fool. But you ain't no damn fool so learn to be a man and stand up for yo'self!

Gemini
Its time for pain sucka! Its time you let out all yo' anger and stopped actin' like such a *pushy! Grrrrr it makes me mad when people act like fools!

Cancer
Wrap an onion around a friend's head and see how they like being made a fool out of! Grrrr I hate it when those monkeys try to talk their way outta things with mindless jibba jabba!

Leo
You fantasize about being covered in maple syrup and kicked up the *** in public. I pity the fool who wastes too much time thinkin' about mindless jibba-jabba!

Virgo
Now would be a good time to get a good plan together and make it happen, whether its yo' career or your life. There's too many dumbers out there who can't get a good plan together.

Libra
The pigeon that flew out of yo' a** last week was just a messenger sent by that fool Murdoch! Don't be tellin' lies to no chimpanzees cos they hate flyin' too!

Scorpio
You seem to think its a good idea to staple vampire bats to grapefruits, but let me tell you somethin'. A fool is one who can control his mind until he is forced to talk jibba-jabba!

Sagittarius
Change that damn lightbulb in your home, pigs! I pity the fool who is present when that damn thing blows out and they are tryin' to read a book or somethin'

Capricorn
Ain't nothin' that makes me more madder than seeing some sucka build a lifeboat from pieces of cheese collected at McDonalds! Grrrrr! Stop that at once and sort your life out, fool!

Aquarius
A good way to make a damn fool outta yo'self is to stick an expensive chicken up yo' butt and then go to a posh restaurant! Don't be a fool man!

Pisces
That mallard that put a curse on you ain't playin' around man! If I were you I'd get a good plan together and stop wasting time talkin' jibba-jabba with yo' friends!

Hmmm, may I ask you something?
Did you take anything before writing this?

haha, it made me laugh ;)

Thank you so much.Will be waiting tomorrow too for horoscope .Good Luck

thanks a bunch..

uh..no

Thanks.

none of this is true so why even post it here

Oh my God! I'm a Gemini and everything you said is true.

Gemini
Its time for pain sucka! -------I stubbed my toe this morning and I cursed just like a sailor.

Its time you let out all yo' anger and stopped actin' like such a *pushy! ------- I let out all of my anger a few minutes ago when a solicitor called me and gave me a hard time. I screamed at him and hung up on him.

Grrrrr it makes me mad when people act like fools---- I act like a fool everyday. It gets me lots of attention.

See...... you're very good. You've got me pegged.

All me lightbulbs are fine. And saggies are supposed to be the most considerate. I don't know where you get your ideas from.

Yep thats true,but i'd rather stand up for myself as a woman lol

Who cares about that damn lightbulb??

Aww,... Watever!

LOL



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