Zodiac party time ! Imagine you are in a singles'club !?!
Question: How would each sign approach and flirt with you ?
(inspired by Slippery Fish) !
Answers: How would each sign approach and flirt with you ?
(inspired by Slippery Fish) !
How would they flirt with me? Some I'd know first hand, but some I just have to guess on.
Aries- He'd probably walk right up and buy me a drink, then ask me to dance. I can imagine that Aries boldness would go to work, and I'd just give my Libra smile and talk with him.
Taurus- He'd look at me from afar for a while, then would wait for me to be on the dance floor and would wait for a slow sensual groove. Then he'd come up and start dancing. Taurians aren't big talkers (at least the ones I know aren't) but they are smooth with their hands.
Gemini- He'd bounce up to me and come up with a witty one-liner. "So do you think that guy's dancing or having a seizure?" I'd laugh and probably come up with some witty banter of my own. But I doubt I'd keep his attention for long. Pretty soon, something big and bright would grab his attention. "Ooo, a pinball machine!"
Cancer- He'd stare at me and smile. He'd walk back and forth by me, smiling at me each time. Eventually, he'd sit down next to me, but he'd probably wait till I finally said something to him. Then he wouldn't leave me alone at all that night.
Leo- He'd puff his chest out and would walk right up to me and would probably be bold enough to open with "Hey, gorgeous!" He'd be a total gentleman, "The lady would like a margarita on the rocks please." And he'd probably ask for my number right off the bat. They are very sure of themselves these Leo men.
Virgo- He'd probably look at me but would look away, trying to figure out how to approach me. He'd probably just do the right things, "Hi. Can I buy you a drink?" He wouldn't be pushy, but he'd probably just ask me the normal questions "What do you do? Where are you from?" Then at the end of the night, he might be bold enough to ask for my number.
Libra- He'd put that charm to work (but not after checking himself in the bathroom to make sure his hair's behaving and his breath is okay). He'd sit by me and smile at first (naturally, being a Libra myself, I'd return the smile). Then he'd say something smooth yet witty. I'd probably have something similar to say. And it would start a nice Libran conversation.
Scorpio- He'd come and sit by me and would glance over with those mysterious eyes. Eventually, I'd talk to him, and the more I do, the closer he'd move towards me. He'd probably by the end of the night would be punctuating his words with brushes against my arms, maybe even a hand on my leg. Then he'd slowly kiss my cheek before asking for my number.
Sagittarius- He'd walk up, sit by me, and would suggest a great beer to get schnockered with. Then he'd probably boogie on the floor with me. At the end of the night, he'd lean in and give me a strong, but quick peck on the lips, and say, "I'd love to see you again. What are you doing Friday? I have passes to go parasailing!"
Capricorn- Like the IVirgo, he'd look and think before approaching, but he'd be a bit more domineering. He'd walk up and sit down right next to me. He'd probably say something like, "Well, seems I've found the most beautiful girl in this place." Then he'd tell me the things he does and would ask about my job and my goals. Then at the end, he'd probably make a date with me for later that week. Or the next day if he was really impressed.
Aquarius- He'd probably wait till I was close to him and his abundance of friends, then he'd come up to me and would open up with something like "This isn't a singles club. It's an alien convention in disguise." That would make me laugh. Then he'd suggest the drink he's drinking and would talk more about the cosmos. Then he'd give me his number at the end of the night. "If you call it, great, if not, no big deal. Pleased to meet you, buddy!"
Pisces- He'd probably just sit there staring and wanting to talk to me but wouldn't be bold enough to. The only way he'd probably meet me is if his friends came up to me and told me he thinks I'm cute. Then I'd send him a drink, wait for the smile of recognition and happy surprise, then I'd go up and flirt with him and find out what he likes. Then I'll ask about his passions and listen to him dreamily get lost in his world, hanging on it, smiling afterwards.
What do you think? Pretty accurate or not?
Well I know my Scorpio ex would pick the lock meant to keep him out. Then offer a martini as I try to shove him out the door. Some nice Aries guy would come up and say: "Honey, is this man bothering you?" and help me shove him out.
Then Aries and I would hit the dance floor, working it baby. Till Leo cut in. Virgo would organize my purse. I would laugh in Libra's face as he used the same line he used on 5 women before me. Same for Sag. Taurus would try to sling some bull. Capricorn would impress me with his mercedes. Pisces would wait for me to make the first move..which would never happen. Cancer would say: "wouldn't we make beautiful children together!" I can't even find Aquars and Gem...hm? you think?
Oh no....seems the Scorpio ex just grabbed me as I walked out of the club, into that dark alley....
hey we should be allowed to wear something that displays our zodiac sign like a little monogram.
i am a capricorn. so i am going to look for a dashing scorpio....when i say dashing i dont mean a hunk...i want a CEO. ok, i will go to him n talk about stock exchange market, show my smartness, be feminine n elegant. n then slowly i will go to the romantic stuff.
I notice confident, aggressive Aries as soon as I walk in but he doesn't really notice me. I guess I'm not his type since we're too much alike. Sagittarius makes jokes and keeps me laughing keeping my attention with his smarts and great big smile. I'd even probably have to fight the urge to go home with him. Leo would just invite himself to sit at my table and tell me how big his "member" is and that his girlfriend is more like a "friend" than a girlfriend. He has waaay too many dirty jokes for me and over-confident. Aquarius is shy at first but then after he see's I have some brains he opens up and is asking me to the dance floor. I avoid Cancer and only exchange a few words with him. Same for Virgo, he jokes a lot about himself and it puts me off a bit which makes me feel he is not that aggressive though very intelligent.
After I exchange a few words with Pisces I get the feeling that he needs a babysitter and that is a turnoff though he is damn good-looking.
When I see Scorpio I am kind of intimated by his sexual aura. I keep a save distant and try not flirting with danger. He's a bit too laid back for me.
I notice Libra right away. The way he dresses gets my attention as well as his good-looks. I ask HIM to dance but he is a drinker and it turns me off though I'm a sucker for his charm.
I like Capricorn...at first. Then I see what an a**hole he is and I'm looking for Sagittarius and Aquarius again.