Somebody psychic, what's in my future?!
Question: Tell me what's in the stars for me. I'm not going to say anything about myself, because you're claiming to be the psychic -shouldn't you already know? How old am I? What do I look like? What is my family like? Where do I work? How do my finances look? Just take this question and run with it...I'm looking for a little fun and no @$$hole remarks (as if that can really be avoided here....haha)
Answers: Tell me what's in the stars for me. I'm not going to say anything about myself, because you're claiming to be the psychic -shouldn't you already know? How old am I? What do I look like? What is my family like? Where do I work? How do my finances look? Just take this question and run with it...I'm looking for a little fun and no @$$hole remarks (as if that can really be avoided here....haha)
Well, I wouldn't be surprised if you looked like Danny Bonaduce with red hair, mustache and little goatee. Your mom and dad have a weight problem so you make it a point to work out at the gym so you won't follow in their footsteps. You're in your 30's and live alone but you're dating a girl with long black hair and big breasts. You're in sales, either cars or something that takes some fast talking. Your finances are so-so right now, but will pick up next summer. You need to be careful with your blood pressure--have it checked regularly.
You are twenty three minus the square root of 13 divideb by the inverse of seventeen/thirtyfourths. You look like the moving thing in the shiny thing in your bathroom. Your family really enjoys popcorn and roughly a third of them own autmatic sprinkler systems. You work in a cubical with only three walls 2 walls of which are decorated with happy meal and cereal prizes with very poor investments in the potato sculpture industry. You also should really seek help, preferable Phillipine performed amputation for the incandescent toe fungus probelm.