Omg..funny astrology site?!


Question: look what this site says about my sun sign :P
-Aries-
"Your keyword is: ACTION. You think that you are brave and courageous, but you're really just a pushy jerk. You spend most of your time bossing people around. Everyone resents you for it. Your impulsiveness often causes you to speak or act before thinking. You make an *** of yourself almost every day. You are a douche-bag. People think of you as a an unsuccessful overachiever. "

lol , I was lmfao when I rid this :P. here look up your sun sign on the site :P :P

http://www.angelfire.com/vamp/asstrology...


Answers: look what this site says about my sun sign :P
-Aries-
"Your keyword is: ACTION. You think that you are brave and courageous, but you're really just a pushy jerk. You spend most of your time bossing people around. Everyone resents you for it. Your impulsiveness often causes you to speak or act before thinking. You make an *** of yourself almost every day. You are a douche-bag. People think of you as a an unsuccessful overachiever. "

lol , I was lmfao when I rid this :P. here look up your sun sign on the site :P :P

http://www.angelfire.com/vamp/asstrology...

This is hysterical. First I'm a prick then a pussy (I guess they want to cover all bases depending on whether I am male or female). I do overanalyze everything though...the site spelled analyze wrong! Ha Ha!!!

Virgo
Your key word is: DISCRIMINATION. It's what you use to resolve the various conflicts you're faced with on a daily basis. Because you're such a nitpicking, anal retentive prick, it's necesary for you to overalalyze everthing. You are cold and unemotional, which makes you a terrible lover. You find fault with everyone but are too much of a pussy to do anything about it. All Virgos are sneaky, thieving cowards. Virgos make good bus drivers. People think of you as no-life geek.

THANKS!!! I needed a laugh.. mine was
"Gemini
Your key word is: COMMUNICATION. You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bast+++. Geminis are notorious for being con-artists. Geminis are often impatient, snappish, sarcastic, gossipy, cynical or nervously exhausted. You talk too much. People think you should be a used car salesman. "

this is so not true! >_<"
i just read the 1 for libra (me) - no fudgin' way dude! it may b true about you but most certainly not for me, thank u very much!

Capricorn
Your keyword is SELF-MASTERY. Constantly aware of your actions, you present a public image of confidence, poise and virtuosity. Underneath of this, however, you are a ******* mess. You enjoy deviant sexual acts with animals, but only behind closed doors. You are a calculated and methodical backstabber. You are conservatice and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. You take life too seriously anyways, People think of you as a workaholic.

atleast yours doesnt say you enjoy deviant sexual acts with animals.

Leo's are so right......

This was me....
Scorpio
Your key word is: TRANSFORMATION. You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted because you are so ready to screw everyone over. You never fake being polite which is why everyone hates you. You shall achieve the pininacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. All Scorpio women are whores or lesbians. Scorpio men are the perfect sons-of-bitches. Most Scorpios are murdered. Do not make direct eye contact with one. People think of you as too sexually controlling.

lol

OMG!!!! That is sooo funny. I'm emailing it to all my friends. Thanks. BTW - I'm a Virgo.

what the hell,,?!?!........great website,,i'm a nit-picker,cold and unemotional and horrible in bed,,hahaha

LOL! That was funny! :) Thnks!

lmao..
ima aries
and yea dat sh*t was hella funny



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