One thing about each astro sign that is FUNNY?!


Question: One thing about each astro sign that is FUNNY!?
[Following a line of thought posted by Ms KimCat]

List one word (or two), about each astro sign that's FUNNY!.

:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Aries: self-involved; prissy
Taurus: stubborn; brick wall
Gemini: Lost; scattered; psychiatric residents
Cancer: Weepy; clingwrap
Leo: Dramatist; plays for empty theatres; clowns (courtesy of bozo)
Virgo: nit-picky, old maids; cleaners
Libra: sucker for sugar-daddys; ditzy airheads
Scorpio: whiny when embittered; black widows
Sagittarius: old farts; the balloons that got away
Capricorn: boring; workoholics - stay-at-home-generation
Aquarius: space aliens; battery-operated (each sold separately)
Pisces: unreal; fantastical wimps

edit" now that u mention it, Ryan, I think airheads are very befitting of librans
Edit2: You're observant, thanks!
Edit 3: It's ok Ryan, I think they're just trying to be funny to fit sindy's theme :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

taurus -CHEAPWww@Enter-QA@Com

Libra -stalkersWww@Enter-QA@Com

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ok this is fun and no offence to any sign ok !? just for entertaining value!.!.!.

Aries : airheaded and abusive di*kheads
Taurus : Utterly stingy tightwads
Gemini : Cookoo Schizos
Cancer : Pathetically endless whiners
Leo : Attention who*es
Virgo : Possessive obsessive clean freaks
Libra : Manipulative b!tches
Scorpio : Necrophile sadists
Sagittarius : Slutty transexuals
Capricorn : Emotionally stunted uptight a@@es
Aquarius : Cold and hopeless b!tches
Pisces : Spineless psychotic bimbos


No offence to any sign ,again ;)

Edit : lol spica!. oh and u forgot Aquarius!.

Edit : now why do I and spica get thumb donws!.!.!.!.!.!? somebody is in " thats offensive, thats not funny " mood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Can we get off the Leo's please!.!.!.I'm a Leo and I think were funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is my opinion as follows,and i hope no one gets offended!.!.lol

Aries-Hotheads,and too bold!
Taurus-Stubborn as a mule!
Gemini-Sarcastic,and two faced!
Cancer-Clingy,Self pity!
Leo-Attention junkies!
Virgo-Analytical critical posers!
Libra-Manipulative airheads!
Scorpio-Intense bitter black widows!
Saggitarius-Blunt old farts!
Capricorn-Boring,uptight clauds!
Aquarius-Cold and detatched jerks!
Pisces-Self pitying hopeless dreamers!

That was funny ryan!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

This question is way to fun to skip!

ok, here you go for the sake of fun

Aries : Horny goats
Taurus : Rodeo Show
Gemini : "I've got an energizer up my @ss"
Cancer : Grab and never let go
Leo : I'm the king so I can just lay here!.
Virgo : Virgin Slut
Libra : Gold digger
Scorpio : S&M
Sagittarius : Suck ups
Capricorn : "its not ALL about me!?!? =0"
Aquarius : Lost in their own thoughts
Pisces : Cry BabyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Okay I'll give it a try!. Here's my list!.

Aries: They may be dominant control freaks but it's only for your own good with no special interests attached ;)
Taurus: Money monkey; Stubborn and gullible =)
Gemini: Special in their own way or at least that's what the voices say :O
Cancer: Armor protected; Walking around with a bullet proof vest; Clingy crybaby =P
Leo: Tough egoistical wimps but very nice :)
Virgo: High quality cleaning people :-]
Libra: Popular wannabes =O
Scorpio: Most goths are actually scorpios =D
Sagittarius: Blunt and accidentally rude; Energetic fireball XD
Capricorn: More work and no time for fun =]
Aquarius: Aliens from another galaxy!!! :-O
Pisces: Whiny little victimised angels :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well I answered first and deleted the question!. I thought you said 1 or 2 words!.

Aries!.!.!.!.!.Can I be first to post !?
Taurus!.!.!.!.!. Roll the red carpet and I won't get mad
Gemini!.!.!.!.!. Damn, one of me is grounded for the week
Cancer!.!.!.!. I only cling to meat!.
Leo!.!.!.!.!.Who turned out the lights!?
Virgo!.!.!.!.I never criticize myself when i slepp!.
Libra!.!.!.!.!.Ooops, I tipped the scale or was it like that!?
Scorpio!.!.!.!.!.Genitals !? That doesn't mean Genius
Sagittarius!.!.!.!.!.I ran out of arrows, can I use a gun Obama!?
Capricorn!.!.!.!.Who is paying the lunch !?
Aquarius!.!.!.!.!.Nuclear what !? I can't hear anything!.!.!.
Pisces!.!.!.!.!.I have water in my eyes!.!.!.!.i can't see

Edit!.!.!.Hey Spica, I love your new look :))Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aries : Chest-thumping
Taurus : counting money IS a pastime
Gemini : Jekill and Hyde is fascinating
Cancer: think that name "mood maiden" is cute!.
Leo :I am NOT watching American Idol : they are ALL lame!.
Virgo : watchchers of SuperNanny!.
Libra : appearing on the Bachelor is super cool
Scorpio: my 18 inch stick is better than anyone else
Sagittarius : please stay at home: you trip everywhere/annoy everybody!.
Capricorn: top buyers of black SUVs with smoky windows
Aquarius : How can I change that bulb telephatically
Pisces : If only I could change water into wine like somebody famous did!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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