If there was a fight at a club..what would each sign be doing?!
Question: If there was a fight at a club!.!.what would each sign be doing!?
just imagine lol!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ok lets see
Aries : with his wrecked pants and exposed *** , he still wants to fight ( with Leo, of course )
Taurus : keep binging on Pizza and beers mercilesslyand even take food from others people while they arent paying attention and watching the fight!.
Gemini : This is an as*hole who backstab both fighters to one another , pour more fuel in fire and create completely bullsh*t stories about how Aries and Leo got into fight in the 1st place!.
Cancer : keep on pouting " I should have listened to my ma and stayd at home after all "
Leo : the other fighter of course with shirt and pants torn off, only " superman " underwear left!.
Virgo : analyze and give tips and hints and estimate the chance each fighter has to win!. Of course his estimation is a complete pretentious bullcrap!.He has also voluntarily taken a second job as an obsessive cleaner, cleaning every chair and table and even the toilet
Libra : This one is the huge booby skank girl whos in high heels , blonde and thongs walking up and down, and around with the board saying " round 2 " !.
Scorpio : give a calm , friendly smiles at the fight thinking " no matter which ***** wins , I will kill both of them when had a chance and make it look like an accident "
Sagittarius : keep laughing and calling the fighters pu*ssies !.!.!.!.!.since according to him, he has fought a countless number of big girls himself in the past, sometimes 5 girls at once and still won by using his ultimate move " genitalia exposing "
Capricorn : a complete opportunistic , trying to sell tickets to everyone at the bar together with his business card!.
Aquarius : a friendly referree who keeps giving pathetic advice to the fighters like if Aries tries to grow horn on his as* , he would win !. And if Leo could transform his inflated ego into severe Halotitis ( stinky breath syndrome ), not just Aries'd die , but would everybody else
Pisces : Pose herself as a helpless, princess-like barbie-dolled prize on the bar table with one foot high up in the air provoking, she thinks she is the ultimate prize for the winner!. Of course she is just on crack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aries : with his wrecked pants and exposed *** , he still wants to fight ( with Leo, of course )
Taurus : keep binging on Pizza and beers mercilesslyand even take food from others people while they arent paying attention and watching the fight!.
Gemini : This is an as*hole who backstab both fighters to one another , pour more fuel in fire and create completely bullsh*t stories about how Aries and Leo got into fight in the 1st place!.
Cancer : keep on pouting " I should have listened to my ma and stayd at home after all "
Leo : the other fighter of course with shirt and pants torn off, only " superman " underwear left!.
Virgo : analyze and give tips and hints and estimate the chance each fighter has to win!. Of course his estimation is a complete pretentious bullcrap!.He has also voluntarily taken a second job as an obsessive cleaner, cleaning every chair and table and even the toilet
Libra : This one is the huge booby skank girl whos in high heels , blonde and thongs walking up and down, and around with the board saying " round 2 " !.
Scorpio : give a calm , friendly smiles at the fight thinking " no matter which ***** wins , I will kill both of them when had a chance and make it look like an accident "
Sagittarius : keep laughing and calling the fighters pu*ssies !.!.!.!.!.since according to him, he has fought a countless number of big girls himself in the past, sometimes 5 girls at once and still won by using his ultimate move " genitalia exposing "
Capricorn : a complete opportunistic , trying to sell tickets to everyone at the bar together with his business card!.
Aquarius : a friendly referree who keeps giving pathetic advice to the fighters like if Aries tries to grow horn on his as* , he would win !. And if Leo could transform his inflated ego into severe Halotitis ( stinky breath syndrome ), not just Aries'd die , but would everybody else
Pisces : Pose herself as a helpless, princess-like barbie-dolled prize on the bar table with one foot high up in the air provoking, she thinks she is the ultimate prize for the winner!. Of course she is just on crack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
all the fire signs would be in a heated debate!.
sagittarius would be subconciously be wounding arie's and especially leo's huge pride by making fun of them!.
wasted aries would be so mad their face would turn red [something common for them when they're mad; i even read it somewhere]
pisces would be tending to the injuries; cancer might go along or retreat to the corner
virgo would be criticizing aries for the non thought out approach, and leo for jumping in with their temper as well
scorpio would be sharptounged and fight with sagittarius and remembering everything everyone says in a secret microphone and go over it the next day, holding grudges on anyone who damages their pride
taurus i don't know !.!. be stubborn as hell!? haha grab someone's hair and refuse to let go!?
aquarius would be flashing the peace sign with libra, who would be breaking up the fight
gemini would be shouting !.!. talking !.!. mingling around the surrounding fights
capricorn would find the fight unreasonable and stalk off to their officeWww@Enter-QA@Com
sagittarius would be subconciously be wounding arie's and especially leo's huge pride by making fun of them!.
wasted aries would be so mad their face would turn red [something common for them when they're mad; i even read it somewhere]
pisces would be tending to the injuries; cancer might go along or retreat to the corner
virgo would be criticizing aries for the non thought out approach, and leo for jumping in with their temper as well
scorpio would be sharptounged and fight with sagittarius and remembering everything everyone says in a secret microphone and go over it the next day, holding grudges on anyone who damages their pride
taurus i don't know !.!. be stubborn as hell!? haha grab someone's hair and refuse to let go!?
aquarius would be flashing the peace sign with libra, who would be breaking up the fight
gemini would be shouting !.!. talking !.!. mingling around the surrounding fights
capricorn would find the fight unreasonable and stalk off to their officeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Aquarius: watching and whispering "oh my God!"
Capricorn: amused and watching
Leo: would be trying to find someone to fight in the process of the others fighting
Taurus: heading out the door
Virgo: would be amused yet concerned
Pisces: would be egging on the fight
Cancer: would be shaking his head in disgust
Libra: would be trying to either calm everyone or making her way out the door!.
Scorpio: !?
Sagitarius:!?
Aries: !?
Gemini: !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Capricorn: amused and watching
Leo: would be trying to find someone to fight in the process of the others fighting
Taurus: heading out the door
Virgo: would be amused yet concerned
Pisces: would be egging on the fight
Cancer: would be shaking his head in disgust
Libra: would be trying to either calm everyone or making her way out the door!.
Scorpio: !?
Sagitarius:!?
Aries: !?
Gemini: !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Libra would be sitting enjoying their drink!.
Leo would be up on the action trying to spoil the fight
Aries would be the kickstarter of the fight!.
Sagittarius would be cheering for the winner!.
Gemini would be cheering on both sides!.
Aquarius would think it's inhumane and probably call the police
Pisces is wasted with their 10th drink, probably a fight victim!.
Cancer is running for the first aid kit!.
Scorpio is eyeing the attacker and thinking what a ounch from them can do!.
Taurus is up there by the fight seeing when he should join in
Capricorn is there discussing with the pub manager how finances drop when these things happen
Virgo wants no place in the matter, and is ready to go home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Leo would be up on the action trying to spoil the fight
Aries would be the kickstarter of the fight!.
Sagittarius would be cheering for the winner!.
Gemini would be cheering on both sides!.
Aquarius would think it's inhumane and probably call the police
Pisces is wasted with their 10th drink, probably a fight victim!.
Cancer is running for the first aid kit!.
Scorpio is eyeing the attacker and thinking what a ounch from them can do!.
Taurus is up there by the fight seeing when he should join in
Capricorn is there discussing with the pub manager how finances drop when these things happen
Virgo wants no place in the matter, and is ready to go home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Scorpio would be saying they both deserve a smack, libra would be telling them to talk and not fight, Aries would be collecting the money for people placing the bets who will win, cancer would be crying this is cruel, virgo would be cleaning up the mess, leo would be entertained by it, Gemini would be asking why they are fighting and for what reasons, why dint this or that approach work instead,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aries: in the fight and coming back for more
Taurus: just watching
Gemini: the announcer
Cancer: tending the wounded
Leo: bragging about how they are the macho-ist, but then losing
Virgo: tsk-tsking at the bar
Libra: arguing with a friend over the rules & regs
Scorpio: eyes glowing with fascination & revulsion over the violence
Sag: Bouncing and dancing to be next, but someone is always ahead of him
Cap: collecting wagers
Aquarius: watching the door for the cops
Pisces: the bartenderWww@Enter-QA@Com
Taurus: just watching
Gemini: the announcer
Cancer: tending the wounded
Leo: bragging about how they are the macho-ist, but then losing
Virgo: tsk-tsking at the bar
Libra: arguing with a friend over the rules & regs
Scorpio: eyes glowing with fascination & revulsion over the violence
Sag: Bouncing and dancing to be next, but someone is always ahead of him
Cap: collecting wagers
Aquarius: watching the door for the cops
Pisces: the bartenderWww@Enter-QA@Com
aries-would pull out the crowbar
taurus-would make sure they had a bite to eat first
gemini-would be asking questions
leo-would make sure that everyone found out that he picked both of them up and taught them a lesson
virgo-is repulsed that a human being would use violence
libra-is getting a drink to enjoy the scene
scorpio-is going to slip a knife into the fight
sagittarius-is pretty rowdy and decides to join after his beer
capricorn-is making sure he says the right things after the fight is over and has collected his money
aquarius-chucks a beer bottle at Virgo because the time is right
pisces-is crying about how people are a doomed speciesWww@Enter-QA@Com
taurus-would make sure they had a bite to eat first
gemini-would be asking questions
leo-would make sure that everyone found out that he picked both of them up and taught them a lesson
virgo-is repulsed that a human being would use violence
libra-is getting a drink to enjoy the scene
scorpio-is going to slip a knife into the fight
sagittarius-is pretty rowdy and decides to join after his beer
capricorn-is making sure he says the right things after the fight is over and has collected his money
aquarius-chucks a beer bottle at Virgo because the time is right
pisces-is crying about how people are a doomed speciesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Okay this is Libra speaking what has happen here were you not friends when you came in okay so shake hands and make up you can do it!. Takes the one that just don't want to stop to the side for a pep talk I know it wasn't your fault but it will be okay be the better person now okay see doesn't that make you feel better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
virgo would be cleaning and crying with cancer lol and tuarus would be eating and farting
libra would be flirting!?
leo would be fighting!?
aris would be drinking
capricorn would be laughing
scorpio would be fighting too
geminis would be reading
pisces would be crying too
and sags would be dancing
aquariuses would not care lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
libra would be flirting!?
leo would be fighting!?
aris would be drinking
capricorn would be laughing
scorpio would be fighting too
geminis would be reading
pisces would be crying too
and sags would be dancing
aquariuses would not care lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Aries - Show em who's boss
Taurus - !?
Gemini - Be cussing everyone out
Cancer - Would be crying
Leo - Be fighting hard (for attentions sake)
Virgo - Start criticising everyone
Libra - !?
Scorpio - Damn scratching every ones eyes out and killing people!?
Sagittarius - !?
Capricorn - Analyse everything!? idk i don't get caps!.
Aquarius - Would try to make peace
Pisces - Another crierWww@Enter-QA@Com
Taurus - !?
Gemini - Be cussing everyone out
Cancer - Would be crying
Leo - Be fighting hard (for attentions sake)
Virgo - Start criticising everyone
Libra - !?
Scorpio - Damn scratching every ones eyes out and killing people!?
Sagittarius - !?
Capricorn - Analyse everything!? idk i don't get caps!.
Aquarius - Would try to make peace
Pisces - Another crierWww@Enter-QA@Com
Virgo would try to get every thing cleaned up!. Cancer would be crying!. Aquarius would call the police or stand by the door watching for the police!. Leo would try to find some one else to fight with!. Capricorn would be reading a book!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Taurus would be eating, Libra would try to break up the fight, Virgo would ask for order, Gemini would be talking, and I don't really know about the rest!. =/Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol aries and leos would be!.!.!. well you can just imagineWww@Enter-QA@Com
They would be all drinking at the bar after the fight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com