HahaFunny: Mean ,but true horoscope for each sign, what yours? (not to offend)?!
Question: HahaFunny: Mean ,but true horoscope for each sign, what yours!? (not to offend)!?
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive!. You lie a great deal!. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid!. Everyone thinks you are a jerk!.
Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads!. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice!. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with!. You are a prick!.
Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA!. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power!. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit!.
Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent!. You have a dogged determination and work like hell!. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded!. You are nothing but a goddamed communist!.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker!. People like you because you are bisexual!. You are inclined to expect too much for too little!. This means you are a cheap bastard!. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest!.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker!. You are always putting things off!. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap!. Everyone in prison is a Cancer!.
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader!. Others think you are an idiot!. Most Leos are bullies!. You are vain and annot tolerate criticism!. Your arrogance is disgusting!. Leo people are thieving bastards!.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder!. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers!. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it!. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps!.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality!. If you are a male you are probably queer!. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil!. Most Libra women are whores!. All Libras die of venereal disease!.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot!. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted!. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics!. You are the perfect son-of-a-*****!. Most Scorpios are murdered!.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic!. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent!. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks!. You are a worthless piece of crap!.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks!. You are basically a chickencrap!. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance!. You should kill yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads!. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice!. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with!. You are a prick!.
Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA!. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power!. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit!.
Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent!. You have a dogged determination and work like hell!. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded!. You are nothing but a goddamed communist!.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker!. People like you because you are bisexual!. You are inclined to expect too much for too little!. This means you are a cheap bastard!. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest!.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker!. You are always putting things off!. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap!. Everyone in prison is a Cancer!.
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader!. Others think you are an idiot!. Most Leos are bullies!. You are vain and annot tolerate criticism!. Your arrogance is disgusting!. Leo people are thieving bastards!.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder!. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers!. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it!. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps!.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality!. If you are a male you are probably queer!. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil!. Most Libra women are whores!. All Libras die of venereal disease!.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot!. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted!. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics!. You are the perfect son-of-a-*****!. Most Scorpios are murdered!.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic!. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent!. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks!. You are a worthless piece of crap!.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks!. You are basically a chickencrap!. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance!. You should kill yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
What the hell!!?! I may make the same mistake over and over again, but that does not make me stupid! Maybe someone should f***ing help if I DO make the same mistake over and over again, because I probably do not realize it!. also, I do not see how being "stupid" makes me a jerk!.!.!.so I lie a few time, so does every other person!.
Aquarius!.!.btw
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Aquarius!.!.btw
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Whores !? Venereal disease !? Damn !!!
I know it's only a joke :-) Monetary gain nil !?
Hmmm!.!.!.!.
As far as the Libra male thing, I almost fell out
of my chair!. Whoo !!!
also, as far as having a difficult time dealing with reality !.!.!.
That one's kinda true!. Not entirely, but kinda!.
Reality stinks sometimes !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know it's only a joke :-) Monetary gain nil !?
Hmmm!.!.!.!.
As far as the Libra male thing, I almost fell out
of my chair!. Whoo !!!
also, as far as having a difficult time dealing with reality !.!.!.
That one's kinda true!. Not entirely, but kinda!.
Reality stinks sometimes !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cancer, ex-street fighter, militra trained 3 years, Skins on both sides of the tracks, Yes Rap-sheet!.!.!.!.!.never been on welfare!. Love life up n down!. Like to flirt!. Hardcore in sex!.!.!.!.Dead honest!. Self-employed = This cancer!. xxx Thanks for the joke!.RSWww@Enter-QA@Com
Kinda funny, well I guess a Cancer could be on Welfare forever, that is unless they marry the cut-throat Scorpio, hmmm like I did!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am a Leo!. I agree with you about Aquarius!. I know some Aquarius people who do lie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well, I'm a Sagittarius and I hate the taste of alcohol!. I think this thing is a load of crap LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
take that BACK!!!
I am not a COMMUNIST!.!.like LMFAO!.
good find!.!.!.btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
I am not a COMMUNIST!.!.like LMFAO!.
good find!.!.!.btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!
im a taurus!.
absolutely loved the last line!Www@Enter-QA@Com
im a taurus!.
absolutely loved the last line!Www@Enter-QA@Com
me & my father are both pisces
this is so0o0o0 SOOOO TRUE for him ahhaha
and i might just take after him a lil!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is so0o0o0 SOOOO TRUE for him ahhaha
and i might just take after him a lil!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
libra-i had to agree,sorta! i actually did "laugh out loud!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahh for teh scorpio tis is true :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
you mixed up pisces and aries!. it's the other way around!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol That is so true!.!.
I am bisexual and fast thinker!.!.
Awe man Im cheap :(
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
I am bisexual and fast thinker!.!.
Awe man Im cheap :(
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha that is a good one I'm gonna hold onto that one!.!.lolz
I am a Libra and yes I am a whore!! haha jkz, it's funny though! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am a Libra and yes I am a whore!! haha jkz, it's funny though! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cancer: You are correct and incorrect!. I prefer to draw Social Security and Retirement rather than be on welfare!. As far as prison inmates being Cancers, I'll just have to wait and see if they put me in the pokey!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! I don't lie! Except to keep from hurting someones feelings!. And I only keep making the same mistakes over and over because I'm stubborn! I just keep plugging away!. Til I figure out it isnt working! LOL Jerk and Stupid: lets not go there shall we!? lol
That's too funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's too funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
afraid of taking risks!? conservative you say!? it's like they know me!
so i am basically a chickencrap!? funniest thing i have heard all day!
there has never been a capricorn of any importance!? riiight!. good one!. *winks*
okay, the last line just cracks me up! every fellow capricorn i know talks about how they want to kill themselves!.
this is great!. where did you get this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
so i am basically a chickencrap!? funniest thing i have heard all day!
there has never been a capricorn of any importance!? riiight!. good one!. *winks*
okay, the last line just cracks me up! every fellow capricorn i know talks about how they want to kill themselves!.
this is great!. where did you get this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com