Insulting, but true horoscope for each sign. What is yours?!
Question: Insulting, but true horoscope for each sign!. What is yours!?
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive!. You lie a great deal!. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid!. Everyone thinks you are a jerk!.
Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads!. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice!. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with!. You are a prick!.
Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA!. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power!. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit!.
Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent!. You have a dogged determination and work like hell!. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded!. You are nothing but a goddamed communist!.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker!. People like you because you are bisexual!. You are inclined to expect too much for too little!. This means you are a cheap bastard!. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest!.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker!. You are always putting things off!. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap!. Everyone in prison is a Cancer!.
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader!. Others think you are an idiot!. Most Leos are bullies!. You are vain and annot tolerate criticism!. Your arrogance is disgusting!. Leo people are thieving bastards!.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder!. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers!. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it!. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps!.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality!. If you are a male you are probably queer!. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil!. Most Libra women are whores!. All Libras die of venereal disease!.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot!. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted!. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics!. You are the perfect son-of-a-*****!. Most Scorpios are murdered!.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic!. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent!. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks!. You are a worthless piece of crap!.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks!. You are basically a chickencrap!. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance!. You should kill yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads!. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice!. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with!. You are a prick!.
Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA!. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power!. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit!.
Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent!. You have a dogged determination and work like hell!. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded!. You are nothing but a goddamed communist!.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker!. People like you because you are bisexual!. You are inclined to expect too much for too little!. This means you are a cheap bastard!. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest!.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker!. You are always putting things off!. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap!. Everyone in prison is a Cancer!.
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader!. Others think you are an idiot!. Most Leos are bullies!. You are vain and annot tolerate criticism!. Your arrogance is disgusting!. Leo people are thieving bastards!.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder!. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers!. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it!. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps!.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality!. If you are a male you are probably queer!. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil!. Most Libra women are whores!. All Libras die of venereal disease!.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot!. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted!. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics!. You are the perfect son-of-a-*****!. Most Scorpios are murdered!.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic!. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent!. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks!. You are a worthless piece of crap!.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks!. You are basically a chickencrap!. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance!. You should kill yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Damn! Someone's figured out my peaceful hippie ways are just a cover for my lack of ethics! Now I'm gonna have to start dodging assassins!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are the worst of the lot!. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted!. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics!. You are the perfect son-of-a-*****!. Most Scorpios are murdered!.
You call that true!? No one knows if most Scorpios are murdered!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You call that true!? No one knows if most Scorpios are murdered!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude you have no idea how creepy that is!. Im an aries and thats totally true lol even with the whole FBI thing cause I did something pretty bad not too long ago and Im paranoid!. Poor Scorpios though, they have it rough!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh f*ck!. Now I have to give up my tree-hugging, hippie ways to be an ethically challenged, soon to be whacked, son-of-a-B!. How inconvenient!. LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Libra, but not queer!. But libra women are whores!. You're half right!.LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
apparently I have a wild imagination, thinking the FBI's are following me
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i am a venereal disease ridden libra whore!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
virgo, and i thats really opposite of me lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
someone put this up before!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry, all of this is not true, even the dates are wrongWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, im a virgoWww@Enter-QA@Com
im a libra!.!.!.!.
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
these are old!.!.but kinda funny
oh yeah, I don't believe in cusps at all =)!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh yeah, I don't believe in cusps at all =)!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol I'm Not on welfare and I've never been to prison! And as far as Capricorns go, MLK Jr!. Was a famous capricorn!. Even though this is not at all accurate its still cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha i am an aquarius!.!.!.(or!.!.!.am I)!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow that is so stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, I'm like the other posters!.!. normally I'm a pisces but yours has me as an aquarius!. LoL!.!.!. well perhaps I am more of an aquarius it seems to have me pegged!. No wait a minute I fit both the bads of aquarius and pisces!.!. hmm!.Www@Enter-QA@Com