ONLY if you have a sense of humor!!?!


Question: ONLY if you have a sense of humor!!!?
AQUARIUS----You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive!. You lie a great deal!. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid!. Everyone thinks you are a ******* jerk!.

PISCES----You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads!. You are quick to reprimand, important and full of advice!. You nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with!. You are a prick!.

ARIES----You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA!. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power!. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit!.

TAURUS----You are practical and persistent!. You have a dogged determination and work like hell!. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded!. You are nothing but a goddamned communist!.

GEMINI----You are a quick and intelligent thinker!. People like you because you are bisexual!. You are inclined to expect too much for too little!. This means you are a cheap bastard!. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest!.

CANCER----You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker!. You are always putting things off!. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a ****!. Everyone in prison is a cancer!.

LEO----You consider yourself a born leader!. Others think you are an idiot!. Most leos are bullies!. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism!. Your arrogance is disgusting!. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex!.

VIRGO----You are the logical type and hate disorder!. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers!. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while *******!. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps!.

LIBRA----You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality!. If you are male you are probably queer!. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill!. Most libra women are whores!. All libras die of VD!.

SCORPIO----You are the worst of the lot!. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted!. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics!. You are the perfect son of a *****!. Most Scorpios are murdered!.

SAGITTARIUS----You are optimistic and enthusiastic!. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent!. The majority of sagittarians are drunks!. You are a worthless piece of ****!.

CAPRICORN----You are conservative and afraid of taking risks!. You are basically chickenshit!. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance!. You should kill yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Too vulgar for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is hilarious!. My mom had a book of man-bashing jokes in the early 90s, and these exact horoscopes were in there!. I vividly remember the one about Libra's getting venereal diseases!. LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol im a Pisces and full of advice, i dont think im a prick though haha, nice list, probably explains things better than some websites do lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA!.!.!. thats really funny =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

those were hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well I've figured out my new dream career as cancer!.!.!. prison guard!. I'm bound to end up there anyway :D Thnx 4 the insiteWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL I love it! Thanks for the 2 points! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

The Shadow is a Virgo and a Pimp!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaz!. Nice joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

meh, i already read this one on some website

it would be more funny if it was all true, but just partly trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL funny!. i am a virgo!. but none of thats true!. i hope thye dont remove this question, but they probly willWww@Enter-QA@Com

a bit sillyWww@Enter-QA@Com

This is so funny !. Thanks for sharing it !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lame!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i think us cappies got the worst one :(Www@Enter-QA@Com

well i'm a cancer w/ aries rising, and i'm about to defend cappy's for a sec so don't read on if you're going to roll your eyes:

well, 1!.) there has been a capricorn of importance: Martin Luther King Junior!.
and!.!.!.
2!.) it's kinda messed up to tell somebody to kill themself!. i mean, seriously!.!.!.just based on their zodiac sign!? that's kinda!.!.!.harsh!.!.!.

okay!.!.!.i'm done with my lecture!. go on with your lives peoples ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com



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