So the 12 Sun Signs are stuck in an elevator...no way out..WHAT HAPPENS >?!


Question: So the 12 Sun Signs are stuck in an elevator!.!.!.no way out!.!.WHAT HAPPENS >!?
Answers:
Pisces = dreaming about pervert stuff
Aries = is mad and angry at the management!.!.
Gemini= gets panic!.!. is laughing or crying or talking too much!.!.
Cancer = trying to calm the Gemini down
Taurus = pressing the buttons over and over again!.!.(too stubborn!.!. the buttons have to work)
Leo = trying to control everyone by telling them what to do and listen to him!.!.
Virgo = trying to read the instructions and thinking about some ways to make the elevator work
Scorpio = seeing the ladies naked in his eyes!.!.!.busy with pervert thoughts
Aquarius = quite and isolated
Capricorn = patient and angry at the leo!.!. 'why cant I lead!?'
Sagittarius = very optimistic!.!.telling people not to worry whatever happens happens for good!.!.joke around and philosophize!.!.
Libra = will be busy looking his or her self in the mirror and busy doing justice!.!.'dear God, what if her makeup ruines!.!.she can't sleep in her new clothes in an elevator!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well I would definitely be freaking out!. I still have a childhood trauma from lifts and a severe fear of them thanks to it!.

Sagittarius would be the first one trying to get out, but will use Gemini to come up with the ideas!. Aquarius is working out all the possible outcomes, Capricorn reminds him that he should consider the worst possible option and starts asking around for food rations!. Taurus will be sitting there, looking at all the others, wondering why the hell they're making such a fuss out of nothing!. Cancer will be comforting any possible panickers!. Scorpio will bother everyone with his morbid jokes about how they will find their bodies in so many years time, or how the lift will fall down any minute, to add fuel to the fire!. Leo will be the one panicking most, but trying to keep it under control!. Virgo will be helping Cancer to calm Leo down, by telling him it is statistically nearly impossible for them to die in an elevator because there are too many variables, and they don't seem to apply for any of them!. Libra is trying to make their mobile phone work so they can call outside help but finds that there is no roaming access inside the shaft!. Meanwhile Sagittarius is out thanks to Gemini's help, but continues on, on his own!. Pisces is thinking to himself "why me!?"


Oops, I forgot Aries!. He follows Sagittarius out!. Then they end up having a fight about which way to go in the air vents, the vent shaft breaks and they end up in the middle of the lobby, looking around in a daze!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've got to say first that everyone's answers are so funny!


Aries is pounding frantically on the buttons, trying to get the elevator to move!.

Gemini is freaking out!. Sag is laughing at Gemini freaking out!. Sag is certain that they will be rescued, since nothing bad ever happens to Sag!.

Cancer is weeping!. Pisces is comforting Cancer!.

Leo is loudest!. He's trying to tell Aries which buttons to push!. Aries of course is ignoring Leo!. Scorpio is wishing Leo would stfu, so that they can be alone with their thoughts!. Scorpio thinks that there's some kind of conspiracy behind this!.

Libra is mingling!. Libra will chill with Aqua for a while, then head over to Cap to discuss plans for a made for TV movie!. Then will head over to taurus to be admired!.

Virgo is glad that their life insurance is up to date!.

If it's an electrical problem, Aqua may attempt to fix it!.

Think that's everyone!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

All answers are hilarious great question!.
I’m a cancer!. !. !. !. So yes I’m freaking out and crying thinking I’m going to die!. Then I’ll find someone who wants to cry with me and we'll hug and try to comfort each other!.

My boyfriend is a Sag!. He is probably laughing at me and telling me to calm down is going to be fine!. Asking me let’s just do it in case we die, Might as well die happy!.
Then goes on to help the Virgos

My father and brother are Virgos so they are trying to understand the problem and fix it our looking for a way out!.

My cousin is an Aquarius so she is probably thinking well someone will figure out that we are here!. They eventually have to check the elevator!.

My mother is a Tours so she is like why is everyone one freaking out they will find us!. If not the Virgos will figure it out!.

My best friend is an Aries !. !. !. so she is mad, telling me don’t worry Vero is going to be ok
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Aries : ok whos in charge !? whos doing this !? wanna f*** with me !?
Taurus : doesnt care and keep binging on the 20 burgers he bought earlier!.!.at least i am gonna die full
Gemini : omg, i am gonna stuck with my psychotic twins forever , hey taurus , give me a bite , oi Aries, stop swearing, hey looking good Leo , hey, i am gonna be a teacher one day, no I love to be an elevator fixer!.!.!.!.!.!.

Cancer : sniff sniff!.!.!.!.i miss my momma!.!.!.!.

Leo : ok, everyone, squeeze aside, u people are covering the elevator mirror!.!.!.ok now, look at me!.!.!.i say everything gonna be fine, and no one is gonna die before me!.!.!.ok !?
and if i die, everyone has to die!.!.!.!.
Virgo : according to my precise calculation, we are all gonna run out of oxygen and die in 10 minutes and 10 seconds, 4 minutes and 21 seconds if that aries keeps on spitting out his nasty words along with his stinky saliva!. From my analysis , the whiny crab there will die first !.But i ll get to clean the elevator though!.

Libra : uh!.!.!.!.excuse me!.!.!.!.!.you guys are squeezing my new boobs!. they cant breathe

Scorpio : thinking " this is exactly what I always been dreaming off , group sex!. the ultimate sexual experience between unconciousness and conciousness!."

Sagittarius : hyena laughing !.!.!.!.ahaha, your @ss is too big Leo , omg !.!.!.!.your mouth stinks aries!.!.!.haha omg!.!.!.your analysis is @nal , virgo!.!.!.!.hee hee hee , libra, one of yr boob is deflating!.!.!.!.dont worry, we are all gonna die happily

Capricorn : hello man, this is my funeral business card !.!.!.!.12 bucks a week and you are guaranteed a very elegant death service!.!.!.coffin and all !.!.!.of course pay more and you ll recieve discount for your family member!.!.!.let's say your 5 year old kid will recieve a 70% discount if they die before the age of 10!.!.

Aquarius : did you know that if we all stand on our head and start farting, we are gonna live longer !?

Pisces : ( looking all spaced out ) : what are you talking about !? I am enjoying my sunny day and a fullfilling life with my knight!.!.!.!.!.sorry all!.!.!.!.you have my blessings!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aries- is flirting
Taurus- is smiling
Gemini- is trying to talk over eyeryone
Cancer- is complaining that it smells
Leo- is trying to find a way out
Virgo- is sitting looking at their blackberry
Libra- is flirting with Aries
Scorpio- is observing Aries and Libra flirt
Sagittarius- is cracking jokes
Capricorn- is looking at their watch
Aquarius- is telling everyone it will be alright
Pisces- is pushing the panic buttonWww@Enter-QA@Com

This is great!

Capricorn- making sure that he doesnt looses his cool and kill everyone
Aqaurius- Thinking quietly to himself, I knew I should have taken the stairs
Pisces- (Self) holy shyt if I dont make it will they remember me!? Then start to cry
Aries- About to start a fight and very hype
Taurus- Please dont touch me I will hurt you, and stop saying the same shyt over and over!.
Gemini- I dont know if I should panic or stay cool
Cancer- Ms!. Cry baby
Leo- Im the boss and this is how we do it
Virgo- If we just all calm down I can read the instructons again
Libra- Im so fly I need to get off the elevator
Scorpio- I will have sex with all of them
Sag- This is soo funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aries will get them out!. They find a way out of the top and then climb the cables to freedom!. Then they'll go get help!. Aries are fearless and bold, and I've seen how loyal they are to their friends!. Leave it to them, I would!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aries ramming the door with his head

Pisces day dreaming in the corner as if nothing happened

Saggitarius making elevator jokes while oblivious like pisces that the elevator was stuck

Capricorn finding a way out, because that gemini just wouldnt stop talking to him

Libra checkin everyone outWww@Enter-QA@Com

tril, what's with the elevator questions!? lol, i can't even imagine that!. yikes! i can name a few signs who will panic or try to ram the door open!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the leo begins a dramatic monologue about his situation like he is some sort of tragic hero!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i say leave them in there, they really should have seen it coming!.!.!. read there horoscope or somethingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Leo saves the day ! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha

i agree with 'MissNorge'
that soundsabout right!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Since there's no air, all of them die!.!. but the air signs live a bit longer, because they have some within them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmfao @ everyone's Libra answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would propose to die happy!. Like, one big orgy or something!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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