The Signs of the Zodiac are going to the beach?!


Question: The Signs of the Zodiac are going to the beach!?
What is each sign doing and who are they interacting with!?

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Answers:
Aries is playing volleyball and yelling obscenely every time he misses as well as every time he scores a point!. He wants the whole beach to know how talented he is!.

Taurus is wooing a group of beautiful women with his smooth talk!.

Gemini is posing on the water's edge and trying to be sly about it!. Bending down to pick up shells while exposing her underside to the rest of the beach!. A group of guys walk by and she smiles and giggles and shows them her shells!.!.!.

Cancer is on a chair under an umbrella watching everyone in the water intently, making sure everyone is safe!.

Leo is on a beach chair in her new bikini reading some Kurt Vonnegut while slyly slipping a gaze up here and there to check if any new pray has entered the vicinity in the form of unsuspecting men!. She gets impatient and packs up for the nude beach!.

Virgo is on a towel rubbing sun tan lotion on his body every 10 minutes because he's afraid he is sweating it off!. The sun is a little too hot for his taste but he wonders if the water is too cold, and even if it is a nice temperature, would he burn because his lotion is washed away!? Skin cancer is a terrifying consequence for not being aware enough!.!.!.

Libra just tried surfing for the first time today and is somehow better than everybody out there and has gathered a following!. Funny how that happens!.

Scorpio is seeing how long he can hold his breath underwater and grabbing people's ankles while he's down there, impersonating sharks and getting sick pleasure out of everyone's screams!.

Sag is chasing down the ice cream guy!.

Capricorn is unpacking the sandwiches she made earlier that morning with the cold cuts she got on sale 2 days before in anticipation for the day at the beach!.

Aquarius joins Leo as she slips away, after all, Aquarius is most comfortable in his birthday suit!.

Pisces got caught in a rip tied and is crying because she thinks a group of sharks has been following her and she can't wim back to shore!. Something grabs her ankle!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmm, well:

aries: is pulling everyone in the water with her, splashing them and laughing wildly!. but secretly, has been trying to impress aquarius who's treading water a few feet away!.

taurus: is sitting on a towel in the sand, secretly eating the sandwiches that were supposed to be for everyone!.

gemini: chatting away, oblivious of how much he's annoying aquarius, who's pretending to listen to every word!.

cancer: diving in the water with scorpio, helping eachother open up!. they've become pretty good friends since they understand eachother so much!.

leo: is putting on a show!. she's playing volley ball on the sand one minute, then cannon ball-ing in the water another!. she cracks jokes everywhere she goes!.

virgo: is yelling at aries for pushing her in the water!.

libra: is flirting with gemini, who is too busy chatting away with aquarius!. *why do libras always get the hard way!?*

scorpio: is swimming with cancer, actually starting to open up!.

sagittarius: is laughing hysterically at leo's jokes and performance!.

capricorn: is on a beach towel, suntanning!.

pisces: is sitting on a rock, watching her best friend, cancer, ignore her to talk to scorpio!.

lol!. that was fun

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Aries is in an ice cream competition trying to show people that he can win without getting a brainfreeze!.

Taurus is checking the chicks in a relaxed laid-back way to seem approachable!.

Gemini is probably trying to show off her new Gucci bag, or talking someone into buying something she has had for about 3 years on the boardwalk!. At the same time, chit chatting about that hot guy's cute shorts!.

Cancer is eating LOTS of ice cream under the shade and then in panicking that she can't go swimming because she just ate!.

Leo is trying to get peoples attention, so she goes around topless thinking it's funny, when it truly is not!. Poor little children don't need to see such a nasty image!.

Virgo has a gallon of water to hydrate every 5 minutes!.
He is afraid to get dehydrated!. Better safe than sorry!.

Libra is trying to go on all of the boardwalk rides in approx!. one hour!. And then goes puke in the porta john's!.

Scorpio is splashing in the water with her new brazilian bikini, and trying to flirt with whoever is there too!. Probably Aquarius or Pisces!.

Sagi is about to go boogie boarding with a whole bunch of hunks she just met, and is trying to ask them out tonight!.

Capricorn is obviously bossing some kid around saying that he isn't eating their ice cream properly, and you start from the top and got all the way to the bottom, but that kid is probably and aries, so he won't listen to cappy, becuase he is no way bossed around!.

Aquarius is splashing in the water hoping to find an unknown species of seaweed, but only finds obnoxious scorpio in his way, and HAS to take her home tonight, or maybe he is just dreaming!. !. !.

Pisces is trying to find his cousin in the water, and keeps on getting disgusted by all of the splashing from the other two, and wonders if he should leave or if he should just buy a good book and lie on the sand for the day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aries is turning red because she did not put on sunscreen

Taurus is splashing through the water: Marco! Polo!

Gemini is playing both sides of the volleyball net

Cancer is right at home, buried under the sand

Leo is winning the muscle contest!

Virgo's attempting to figure out the best time to jump into the water: now or closer to sunset

Libra's just bought a new bikini! whoo wee!

Scorpio's got some hot chick behind the rocks

Sag is on the speedboat!

Capricorn is in charge as the lifeguard

Aquarius is doing the freak show on the boardwalk

and Pisces is swimming with the sharks!

how did I do!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aquarius would be swimming

Pisces would be having an intimate conversation with their mate

Aires would be running on the beach or playing Frisbee

Taurus would be picking up some seashells

A Gemini couple would be bickering about each other checking out some hot babes, lol!.

Cancer would be reading a good book

Leo would be participating at the local karaoke competition

Virgo would be checking to make sure everyone had sunscreen on

Libra would be picking up some seashells on the beach with Taurus

Scorpio would be making out with someone

Sagittarius would flirting with the lifeguard

Capricorn would be bored lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I would be doing what Portion for Foxes and Anne said!.!.!.:)

Taurus is wooing a group of beautiful women with his smooth talk!. and Taurus is checking the chicks in a relaxed laid-back way to seem approachable!.


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Cancer - playing in the sand building a sand castle!.
Capricorn - sitting in a chair under a umbrella reading a book!.
Aquarius - is a lifeguard and is showing off to impress the women!. After Aquarius is finished with his shift, he puts his swim trunks on and joins Leo in the water who has her binkini on!.
Libra - is a lifeguard and showing the ladies how he looks in his swim trunks!. The lifeguards name is Left-T
Leo - wears her new bikini and likes the attention that she is getting from the men especially from Aquarius!.
Gemini - is having fun with friends listening to music and dancing in the sand!.
Aries -is turning red as a beet because she forgot to put the suntan lotion on!.
Taurus - is swimming in the water with friends and playing Marco Polo!.
Virgo - gets out of the water every 5 minutes to get a drink of water!.
Scorpio - is showing off how muscular he is!.
Sagittarius - is flirting with the lifeguard!.
Pisces - is just swimming in the water by them self!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aries is having a tantrum b-cuz Heidi is withLeft-T
Taurus is lying on his red carpet with a bagful of burgers and fries!.
Gemini is having a 3-some in the rocks somewhere
Cancer is gone fishing
Leo is showing off his gold jewelry but no one is paying attention and flirting with Clinton
Virgo!.!.!.!.is analyzing who to pick as her running mate

Libra is flirting with Heidi!.!.!.!.and has a bad crush on her !.!.!.!.:-)

Scorpio!.!.!.!. gone fishing with Cancer and Pisces
Sagittarius !.!.!.!.!.playing the slot machine
Capricorn!.!.!.!.!. trying to decide how to make out
Aquarius!.!.!.!.!. making friends with Left -T and Heidi
Pisces!.!.!.!.reading some astrology book under an umbrellaWww@Enter-QA@Com



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