What if all of the Zodiac Signs pee in their pants?!


Question: What if all of the Zodiac Signs pee in their pants!?
How will each sign react or what will they each say!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I love your question!!!!!!

Let's say that a!.!.!.!.!.!.!. mall Santa jumps out from behind a giant candy cane and this is the signs reaction (after, of course peeing in their pants:))

Aries: WHAT THE &#*@!?!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!?!?!?
*as he backs away for fear of noaticeable stain* THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!!!!! YOU COULD HAVE HURT SOMEONE!!!!

Taurus: * they chringe when they feel wettness* Ohhhhh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.$h*tttttttt!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I gotta go - where's the bathroom!?!?!!!!! *waits while Santa thinks - Santa is new here, does not really know* NEVERMIND!!!!! *as he runs away*

Gemini: * Stops running, spills coffee and drops cell phone when Santa jumps out* What!?!!! - Who are you!? - What do you think you're doing!?- I'm on a call here! - You're slowing me down!!!!" *walks off quickly without answer & pretends that stain on pants is from coffee- does not have time to change*

Cancer: *Grabs heart, then sighes* Santa!?!!!! You know you really shouldn't scare people like that - they might convert to a holiday with less trees!!!! Then what would oranament makers do!? There would be rioting in the streets!!!! Don't be so thoughtless!!! *walks away affronted - while doing so remembers that they peed pants & makes a B-line to restroom *

Leo: *too busy being angery to notice peed pants* WHERE DO YOU GET OFF - SCARING PEOPLE LIKE THAT!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!! I'LL BE TELLING THE MALL SECURITY ABOUT THIS!!!!! *as he points finger*!.!.!.!.!.*Santa is scared now*!.!.!.!.

Virgo: *Spills Carrot juice down favorite outfit* What!?!!!!!
!.!.!.!.!.!.*hyperventalating*!.!.!.!.What - did - you- do!? My!.!.!.!.!.my favorite blouse!!! * lifts blouse up to see better - then realizes they are flashing Santa*!.!.!.!.*quickly puts blouse down*!.!.!.OH -MY-GOD!!!!!! *runs away red faced to bathroom - which is good, they didn't notice peed pants either*

Libra: Wha!.!.!.what's going on!?!!! Don't you think of other people!?!!! It's ignorant people like you that make the world such a bad place!!!! Santa is a symbol of peace - not!.!.!.!.!.not!.!.!.!. *now notices peed pants* I !.!.!.!.!.You!.!.!.!.!.I have to go
!!!! *as they run away* Stay here!!!! I'LL BE BACK TO TELL YOU WHY WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG!!!!!!

Scorpio: *who was already headed to bathroom* !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*Stares at Santa*!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*Glares at Santa*!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*wishes they hadn't drunk so much*!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*Santa is intimadated - also pees pants*!.!.!.!.!.!.Move - out - of - my - way! *Santa hides behind big candy cane*!.!.!.*Scorpio heads to bathroom*

Saggitarius: What the #%@!?!!!! *Looks down at own pants*!.!.!.Oh - My- Gawd!!! You Dumb@$$!. Look what you did! YOU THINK I COME HERE TO HAVE THE PISS SCARED OUT OF ME!?!?!?!!!! * bystanderds gawk* YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE!!!! *stomps off to bathroom*

Capricorn: *sigh* You know that the REAL Santa never scared people like this!!!! He may have been a big, red coated german and snuck into peoples houses in night in the dead of winter - but he NEVER scared people!!!!! *Last comment made them pee pants more*!.!.!.!.!.*Runs to bathroom*

Aquarius: *drops various food items!. What looks to be kalamari, chicken claws & red gooey stuff* *sighs*!.!.!.!.!.For once I would like to go somewhere where there isn't some wierdo messing with me!!!! *notices peed pants*!.!.* as they run to restroom* That was the last cherry pepper sauce they had!!!!! I'll be sending you the bill!!!!

Pisces: *in mellow voice* I knew this was going to happen *sigh*!.!.!.!.!.I really should have worn a better diaper - in my dream I had a bigger one !.!.!.!.*as they walk off to bathroom* I would leave if I were you!.!.!.!.

Santa: Wha- *tackeled by security*
Leo: That's him!!! THAT'S THE GUY WHO SCARED ME!!!!*as he points to Santa*

Okay!.!.!.!.!.!.um!.!.!.!.!.!.what sign do you think Santa was!? I would guess Aquarius!.!.!.!.!.my moons in Aquarius - I would probably jump out and scare people :)

I hope I didn't offend anyone!. I was just going by-the-book with astrology!. Do you think it's accurate!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well, I'm a Virgo!.

If I had to go that bad that I ended up peeing in my panties, I would RUSH to the nearest bathroom, and clean up!. I'd throw the panties away, and then RUSH home to totally shower over again, and change all of my clothes!.

Yeah, typical Virgo, I love to stay fresh and clean all the way around as much as is possible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROFL

This is VERY random!.

I do not do this on a daily basis but yesterday I had to go to the restroom but I didn't think that I needed to go THAT bad so I went and my underwear was SOAKED it was weird!. Anyway, my two friends were there and I told them and we laughed about it!.

Aries

I really don't know for the rest cuz I don't know much about them!. :/Www@Enter-QA@Com

Libra will be laughing at all of the others and their foolishness, because they are too classy to join in such disgusting behavior!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

The worst thing is when you sit down and realise you haven't lifted the lid!.!.!.!.oops!!.!.!.!.too late!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What if they didn't!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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