The Zodiac Signs are attending a Funeral...?!
Question: The Zodiac Signs are attending a Funeral!.!.!.!?
What is going on!? WHo is doing what!? Who has died!?
Lol, yes I'm bored, so what!?! Make sure to use all the signs and try to be creative! Have fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, yes I'm bored, so what!?! Make sure to use all the signs and try to be creative! Have fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
aries: is fiddling with things, not knowing what to say or what to do!.
taurus: is sneaking in a bag of chips
gemini: is asking everyone what happened, why everyone is so quiet, why everone is mourning, then realizes that it's a funeral!.
cancer: is letting pisces cry on her shoulder, thinking of something to say!.
leo: is upstage, eulogizing!. anything to have the spotlight!.
virgo: keeps checking her watch, tapping her foot, holding back tears!. then suddenly bursts out crying on capricorn's shoulder
libra: is sleeping in a casket!. oh crap, she's not sleeping!
scorpio: is sitting alone in the corner, thinking if he should go sit by cancer and help her comfort pisces!. she looks like she needs help!.
sagittarius: is clapping her hands and praising "OH, AMEN!" when leo says something inspirational!. she forgets she is in a funeral, not a gospel church!.
capricorn: is staring at virgo, still not believing virgo could get so emotional!. he feels he should do something, but feels too awkward to do it!. he feels he's supposed to be the sensible one, not the parenting one!. he secretly gives cancer a hand signal, asking her what to do!.
aquarius: is smoking outside, trying to keep from crying!.
pisces: is mourning on cancer's loving shoulder!.
that was fun and morbid at the same time!.
-cancer w/ aries risingWww@Enter-QA@Com
taurus: is sneaking in a bag of chips
gemini: is asking everyone what happened, why everyone is so quiet, why everone is mourning, then realizes that it's a funeral!.
cancer: is letting pisces cry on her shoulder, thinking of something to say!.
leo: is upstage, eulogizing!. anything to have the spotlight!.
virgo: keeps checking her watch, tapping her foot, holding back tears!. then suddenly bursts out crying on capricorn's shoulder
libra: is sleeping in a casket!. oh crap, she's not sleeping!
scorpio: is sitting alone in the corner, thinking if he should go sit by cancer and help her comfort pisces!. she looks like she needs help!.
sagittarius: is clapping her hands and praising "OH, AMEN!" when leo says something inspirational!. she forgets she is in a funeral, not a gospel church!.
capricorn: is staring at virgo, still not believing virgo could get so emotional!. he feels he should do something, but feels too awkward to do it!. he feels he's supposed to be the sensible one, not the parenting one!. he secretly gives cancer a hand signal, asking her what to do!.
aquarius: is smoking outside, trying to keep from crying!.
pisces: is mourning on cancer's loving shoulder!.
that was fun and morbid at the same time!.
-cancer w/ aries risingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pisces has passed away from ripe old age, but had a very good, fulfilling life!. Scorpio and Cancer enter the viewing room, quietly arguing about not being on time and whose fault it really was!. Cancer stops arguing and just starts crying about her fellow water sign passing away!. Scorpio puts his arm around her and comforts her!. Leo is already there, on time of course and is sitting telling all the stories about Pisces younger days and all the fun times that they had shared!. Libra and Virgo sit quietly talking about the arrangement of the flowers, and if they should re-arrange them by colors or by the size of the arrangement!. But both agree that there should definitely be more flowers there because Pisces loved to sit in the flowers while dreaming away Sunday afternoons!. Taurus is in the corner with Aries and Gemini talking about the luncheon that is being held afterward!. Aries is trying to tell Gemini about Leo not telling the full truth in their stories, that it was really Aries and Pisces at that basketball game!. Gemini is trying to listen to both people but is glancing around trying to find someone they can go talk to so they can be listened to!. Capricorn is the one paying for all this and is making sure that everyone has signed the guest book!. Aquarius and Sag are trying to make sense out of death and contemplating if there is a heaven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
since i have never better to do with my time, I'll anwser!. I'll write about all the signs in order
Aries-The rage-aholic trying to beat the crap out of the Capricorn for killing his brother!.
Taurus- The stocky uncle showing his stubborn side and refusing to forgive the Capricorn for killing his nephew
Gemini- The curious one!. The gemini kept curiously examining the Aquarians caskette, wanting to do an autopsy and observe the body!.
Cancer- The Aquarians mother!. The mother was crying her eyes out at her aquarian's caskette at the funeral!.
Leo- The lion!.!.king of the jungle!. The leo was the father throwing tamtrums at the Capricorn for killing his one and only cub (son)
Virgo-The timid aunt dressed all in black, bottling all her emotions regarding her nephews death
Libra- The beautiful sister crying for her dead brother
Scorpio- The mysterious stranger at the funeral that no one knew, but somehow was associated with the Aquarian
Sag- The philospher!. The Saggitarian was the priest conducting the funeral discussing the Aquarian's life and all his accomplishments
Cap- The determined one that gets what they want!. The Capricorn wanted to tear down the tree to build a mall so that he could make alot of money!. Since he is so determined, nothing stopped him, so he ran over the aquarian with a bulldozer!.
Auq- The one that dies!. Since Aquarians are so such humanitarians and so rebelious, the Aqrian was being a badass driving a motorcyle, dressed up in a lether outfit!. The Aqrian was circling and protecting a 200 year old tree people wanted to cut down to build a mall!. Unfortunatly, a bulldozer being driven by a Capricorn killed the Aquarian!.
Pisces- The tree-loving, spaced-out hippy!.The Pisces was sitting by a tree getting high off marijuana telling everyone to appriciate nature!.
UHHH WHEN YOU READ IT, START WITH THE AQUARIUS, THEN THE CAP, AND FROM THEN ON IT DUSEN MATTER!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aries-The rage-aholic trying to beat the crap out of the Capricorn for killing his brother!.
Taurus- The stocky uncle showing his stubborn side and refusing to forgive the Capricorn for killing his nephew
Gemini- The curious one!. The gemini kept curiously examining the Aquarians caskette, wanting to do an autopsy and observe the body!.
Cancer- The Aquarians mother!. The mother was crying her eyes out at her aquarian's caskette at the funeral!.
Leo- The lion!.!.king of the jungle!. The leo was the father throwing tamtrums at the Capricorn for killing his one and only cub (son)
Virgo-The timid aunt dressed all in black, bottling all her emotions regarding her nephews death
Libra- The beautiful sister crying for her dead brother
Scorpio- The mysterious stranger at the funeral that no one knew, but somehow was associated with the Aquarian
Sag- The philospher!. The Saggitarian was the priest conducting the funeral discussing the Aquarian's life and all his accomplishments
Cap- The determined one that gets what they want!. The Capricorn wanted to tear down the tree to build a mall so that he could make alot of money!. Since he is so determined, nothing stopped him, so he ran over the aquarian with a bulldozer!.
Auq- The one that dies!. Since Aquarians are so such humanitarians and so rebelious, the Aqrian was being a badass driving a motorcyle, dressed up in a lether outfit!. The Aqrian was circling and protecting a 200 year old tree people wanted to cut down to build a mall!. Unfortunatly, a bulldozer being driven by a Capricorn killed the Aquarian!.
Pisces- The tree-loving, spaced-out hippy!.The Pisces was sitting by a tree getting high off marijuana telling everyone to appriciate nature!.
UHHH WHEN YOU READ IT, START WITH THE AQUARIUS, THEN THE CAP, AND FROM THEN ON IT DUSEN MATTER!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well Scorpio is first to arrive, along with gemini and leo, because they dont ever seem to be late!. Scorpio is wearing a sleek, black suit of course, which wasnt a stretch because this is how scorpio dresses everday!. Gemini came lookin kinda shabby because they had a big party just the night before!. Leo is discussing business matters on their cell phone is dressed for the occassion!. Pisces and Capricorn stand off to the side, crying and talking about the departed Aries!. Saggitarius and Libra are smoking before the ceremony and Virgo asks them if he could bum a smoke!. Taurus meets up with scorpio and they start making out, Cancer is irritated and is worried how her heels look with her dress, Aquarius tells her that it looks fine and to shut the hell up about it already!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the scorpio got murdered because he owed someone $ :\
his two bestfriends cancer and pisces are balling their eyes out standing next to eachother over the casket!.
the gemini cousin is texting on his phone while talking to the aqaurius and Sagittarius!.
the libra sister is looking at her pocket mirror checking to see if her makeup is good (:
the virgo is trying to rearrange the flowers to look neat!.
the taurus uncle is sitting there quietly eating a sandwich!.
the leo is in the middle of the room holding one of the flowers!.
the capricorn is on his blackberry negotiating a business deal for the following day!.
the aries is just walking around the room!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
his two bestfriends cancer and pisces are balling their eyes out standing next to eachother over the casket!.
the gemini cousin is texting on his phone while talking to the aqaurius and Sagittarius!.
the libra sister is looking at her pocket mirror checking to see if her makeup is good (:
the virgo is trying to rearrange the flowers to look neat!.
the taurus uncle is sitting there quietly eating a sandwich!.
the leo is in the middle of the room holding one of the flowers!.
the capricorn is on his blackberry negotiating a business deal for the following day!.
the aries is just walking around the room!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
People are Mourning Scorpio’s death of an apparent suicide
Leo and Gemini are gossiping, and laughing at what people are wearing
Virgo is feeling guilty for never getting up the nerve to tell the deceased how he felt
Sagittarius is getting out of the coat room after making out with an Aries
Pisces showed up drunk, trying way too hard to act like they’re aware of what’s going on
Cancer is consoling people, letting grief-stricken mourners cry on her shoulder
Capricorn is keeping up a tough front, but is crying on the inside!.
Taurus is not thinking about the funeral…!.his mind is on getting some food afterwards
Libra is flirting with anyone wearing a skirt
Aquarius is giving the eulogy, because he’s too self-absorbed and cold to be affected by death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Leo and Gemini are gossiping, and laughing at what people are wearing
Virgo is feeling guilty for never getting up the nerve to tell the deceased how he felt
Sagittarius is getting out of the coat room after making out with an Aries
Pisces showed up drunk, trying way too hard to act like they’re aware of what’s going on
Cancer is consoling people, letting grief-stricken mourners cry on her shoulder
Capricorn is keeping up a tough front, but is crying on the inside!.
Taurus is not thinking about the funeral…!.his mind is on getting some food afterwards
Libra is flirting with anyone wearing a skirt
Aquarius is giving the eulogy, because he’s too self-absorbed and cold to be affected by death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cancer:
you will die in 2 days of a heart attack
Aries:
you will die in 2 years of old age
Taurus:
you will die in 4 weeks of a car crash
Gemini:
you will die in 1 week of a murder
Leo:
you will die in 1 day of a snake bite
Virgo:
you will die in 3 years of the world ending
Libra:
you will die in 2 years of cancer
Scorpio:
you will die in 7 months of suicide
Sagittarius:
you will die in 5 weeks of drowning in a pool
Capricorn:
you will die in 3 hours of a unknown death
Aquarius:
you will die in 6 months of too much loss of blood in the leg
Pisces:
you will die in 8 months of choking on a piece of rye breadWww@Enter-QA@Com
you will die in 2 days of a heart attack
Aries:
you will die in 2 years of old age
Taurus:
you will die in 4 weeks of a car crash
Gemini:
you will die in 1 week of a murder
Leo:
you will die in 1 day of a snake bite
Virgo:
you will die in 3 years of the world ending
Libra:
you will die in 2 years of cancer
Scorpio:
you will die in 7 months of suicide
Sagittarius:
you will die in 5 weeks of drowning in a pool
Capricorn:
you will die in 3 hours of a unknown death
Aquarius:
you will die in 6 months of too much loss of blood in the leg
Pisces:
you will die in 8 months of choking on a piece of rye breadWww@Enter-QA@Com